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Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 08:46 AM

ok i noticed some star wars uh fans here but this question is for spike do you think your force lightning can defeat my rock and roll voodo magic?
weapons you have a lightsaber and i got a guitar and jirating (spelling?) hips. who do you think will win?
F.A.B.

partiallyblind

partiallyblind

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 08:53 AM

being a fellow guitar mangler, i'd be tempted to go for rock...

bill & ted aligned the planets with music, not lightbulbs on sticks

biggrin

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 09:06 AM

An interesting question...
However, voodoo, Tibetan Mysticism, Native American Shamans, Wicca, all of those are tapping into the natural energys that I, for lack of a better description, call the Force... Voodoo used drugs and ritual to create zombies, but, correct meditations can actually speed the breakdown of drugs in the body and shorten their affects, so as so which would be more powerful, I think it would depend on who knew more about their art...

Like the Jamaican says in Predator II...
"Fuckin' voodoo magic man!!!"

Spike

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 10:06 AM

so you believe your force is strong enough to compete with my legions of poodle skirt wearing groupies? how's about i summon the spinach monster? trust me it aint pretty kid. the last time he was out he grabbed a kid and drug him underground and forced him to eat spinach all day rumor has it that he is still down there eating spinach. i'm off to vegas now i here they are looking for a new king.
F.A.B.

Murkling

Murkling

Boston, MA
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 03:30 PM

I think that the only way to settle this is to assemble our various legions.

*gets behind Spike *
*ignites lightsaber*
*is bathed in a red glow*

"This parties over"...

AlexCuervo

AlexCuervo

Dallas, TX
OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2002 03:36 PM

Ninjas wailin' bitchin' guitar solos will crush ALL of you! HERE'S PROOF

Seriously - EVERYBODY knows ninja's weild REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

werd!

[Edited on Jun 07, 2002 by zomboid13]

maelwys

maelwys

United Kingdom
September 2002

JUN 07, 2002 04:15 PM

I think you're all forgeting the true master power in the universe......The Schwartz! All hail Yogurt!

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

OCT 22, 2003 04:30 AM

dude, how can you go against the force... the force is what we are, it's life.. it's energy surrounds us it's what binds us to the rocks the oceans, your computer, and even the ship and the beach... for my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it be.

robot

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

OCT 22, 2003 06:42 AM

Malphas and Spike, I like you guys and I've got no beef with either of you. But let's not ignore the fact that whether you intended it or not, this thread just took a sharp detour down gay road.
wink

Quiescence

Quiescence

Somerville, MA
January 2003

OCT 22, 2003 07:52 AM

Please xmachinax, we all know that the force is midichlorians. George Lucas has tarnished my childhood and rock shall overcome, but the ninjas will still kill everyone.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 22, 2003 10:01 AM

man this brings back the days of when i was still a noob. look i still used my old screen name before i changed to malphas. 10 cool points to whoever remers what F.A.B. stood for. and 20 cool points to whoever can figure out what movie i stole that bit about the spinach monster and the king of las vegas from.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

OCT 22, 2003 10:12 AM

My ass funk power will defeat all of you! hya pah cra pfap huyo hya pah!

Trent

Trent

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 22, 2003 10:28 AM

is the rock n roll voodoo alot like the powers of the seven string samuri?




"by the way" The Force of Evil Conquers All

[Edited on Oct 22, 2003 by Trent]

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

OCT 22, 2003 10:41 AM

First time round my answer was serious, this time it's in the spirit of the question, Nothing can really stop a Jedi with a lightsaber, except for a lot of battle droids, so sorry, bro, I'd probably slice your guitar to matchsticks and kindling, but as we're buddies, I won't start hacking off limbs or anything, that'd just be going too farwink
Spike
PS yes I would use Force Lightning, I'm what is known as a Shadow Jedi...

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

OCT 22, 2003 10:53 AM

Turn back from the dark path, Spike. there is nothing for you there but death and evil.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

OCT 22, 2003 11:01 AM

Malphas said:
and 20 cool points to whoever can figure out what movie i stole that bit about the spinach monster and the king of las vegas from.



I'll be taking those cool points with Six String Samurai.

"If you were me, you'd be good lookin'"

Nescafe

Nescafe

Winter Park, FL
June 2003

OCT 22, 2003 11:01 AM

And lots of buttered popcorn.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

OCT 22, 2003 11:11 AM

Frank said:
Turn back from the dark path, Spike. there is nothing for you there but death and evil.



Shadow Jedi do not embrace the Dark Side, but nor do they fear or turn from it.

Spike

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 23, 2003 12:05 PM

fisrt off i have a new favorite SG her name is Trent why cuase she beat unessaryz to the cool points but she was off by the number of strings. and i see no one is going to try and collect the cool points from the anacronym F.A.B. or even the reason i changed from that screen name to this one and its not cuase i thought this one sounded cooler either

tofubot

tofubot

Las Vegas, NV
July 2002

OCT 23, 2003 12:46 PM

my friends used to be an acoustic metal band called thee six string samuri's with such titles as

"this song is soooo metal"
and "metal? yeah, we're that"
and "knock knock, who's there? we're metal"

and rev. toast (who was 3 strings of thee six string samuri's) was a huge star wars nut... see how it all ties together?

robot

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

OCT 24, 2003 07:03 AM

"The force is in everything. It surrounds us. It's in the rock, the car, your mother on the subway. It's in that nice hoochie's ass in those tight leather pants; the kind you want to smack and go, 'Pi-yoww, bitch.'"

Ah, Bentframe, willst thou ever get unfunny? Methinks not.

August_Mobius

August_Mobius

Canada
November 2002

OCT 24, 2003 07:41 AM

zomboid13 said:
Ninjas wailin' bitchin' guitar solos will crush ALL of you! HERE'S PROOF

Seriously - EVERYBODY knows ninja's weild REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

werd!

[Edited on Jun 07, 2002 by zomboid13]





Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
LOL real ultimate power strikes again!
I've not seen that link in a while, check out the alternate ending. Hippos are sooooooo cool.

johnnyfive

johnnyfive

Raleigh, NC
November 2002

OCT 24, 2003 05:13 PM

man, i thought this was a star wars thread and i got excited.
frown

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

OCT 24, 2003 06:28 PM

Mobius said:

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
LOL real ultimate power strikes again!
I've not seen that link in a while, check out the alternate ending. Hippos are sooooooo cool.



Pah. Everyone knows Samauri War Dogs are the way forward.

August_Mobius

August_Mobius

Canada
November 2002

OCT 24, 2003 08:25 PM

I have yet to see a site dedicated to Samurai War Dogs so I can't make an informed decision.

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