jedi force or?

ok i noticed some star wars uh fans here but this question is for spike do you think your force lightning can defeat my rock and roll voodo magic?
weapons you have a lightsaber and i got a guitar and jirating (spelling?) hips. who do you think will win?
F.A.B.

being a fellow guitar mangler, i'd be tempted to go for rock...

bill & ted aligned the planets with music, not lightbulbs on sticks

An interesting question...
However, voodoo, Tibetan Mysticism, Native American Shamans, Wicca, all of those are tapping into the natural energys that I, for lack of a better description, call the Force... Voodoo used drugs and ritual to create zombies, but, correct meditations can actually speed the breakdown of drugs in the body and shorten their affects, so as so which would be more powerful, I think it would depend on who knew more about their art...

Like the Jamaican says in Predator II...
"Fuckin' voodoo magic man!!!"

Spike

so you believe your force is strong enough to compete with my legions of poodle skirt wearing groupies? how's about i summon the spinach monster? trust me it aint pretty kid. the last time he was out he grabbed a kid and drug him underground and forced him to eat spinach all day rumor has it that he is still down there eating spinach. i'm off to vegas now i here they are looking for a new king.
F.A.B.

I think that the only way to settle this is to assemble our various legions.

*gets behind Spike *
*ignites lightsaber*
*is bathed in a red glow*

"This parties over"...

Ninjas wailin' bitchin' guitar solos will crush ALL of you! HERE'S PROOF

Seriously - EVERYBODY knows ninja's weild REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

werd!

[Edited on Jun 07, 2002 by zomboid13]

I think you're all forgeting the true master power in the universe......The Schwartz! All hail Yogurt!

dude, how can you go against the force... the force is what we are, it's life.. it's energy surrounds us it's what binds us to the rocks the oceans, your computer, and even the ship and the beach... for my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it be.

Malphas and Spike, I like you guys and I've got no beef with either of you. But let's not ignore the fact that whether you intended it or not, this thread just took a sharp detour down gay road.

Please xmachinax, we all know that the force is midichlorians. George Lucas has tarnished my childhood and rock shall overcome, but the ninjas will still kill everyone.

man this brings back the days of when i was still a noob. look i still used my old screen name before i changed to malphas. 10 cool points to whoever remers what F.A.B. stood for. and 20 cool points to whoever can figure out what movie i stole that bit about the spinach monster and the king of las vegas from.

My ass funk power will defeat all of you! hya pah cra pfap huyo hya pah!

First time round my answer was serious, this time it's in the spirit of the question, Nothing can really stop a Jedi with a lightsaber, except for a lot of battle droids, so sorry, bro, I'd probably slice your guitar to matchsticks and kindling, but as we're buddies, I won't start hacking off limbs or anything, that'd just be going too far
Spike
PS yes I would use Force Lightning, I'm what is known as a Shadow Jedi...

Turn back from the dark path, Spike. there is nothing for you there but death and evil.

I'll be taking those cool points with Six String Samurai.

"If you were me, you'd be good lookin'"

And lots of buttered popcorn.

Shadow Jedi do not embrace the Dark Side, but nor do they fear or turn from it.

Spike

fisrt off i have a new favorite SG her name is Trent why cuase she beat unessaryz to the cool points but she was off by the number of strings. and i see no one is going to try and collect the cool points from the anacronym F.A.B. or even the reason i changed from that screen name to this one and its not cuase i thought this one sounded cooler either

my friends used to be an acoustic metal band called thee six string samuri's with such titles as

"this song is soooo metal"
and "metal? yeah, we're that"
and "knock knock, who's there? we're metal"

and rev. toast (who was 3 strings of thee six string samuri's) was a huge star wars nut... see how it all ties together?

"The force is in everything. It surrounds us. It's in the rock, the car, your mother on the subway. It's in that nice hoochie's ass in those tight leather pants; the kind you want to smack and go, 'Pi-yoww, bitch.'"

Ah, Bentframe, willst thou ever get unfunny? Methinks not.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.
LOL real ultimate power strikes again!
I've not seen that link in a while, check out the alternate ending. Hippos are sooooooo cool.

man, i thought this was a star wars thread and i got excited.

Pah. Everyone knows Samauri War Dogs are the way forward.

I have yet to see a site dedicated to Samurai War Dogs so I can't make an informed decision.