Granted, all your wishes have been granted already

Draven, you got money before and your boobs have grown bigger

unraveled, world peace you had once and your half as awesome as flux~

miis bernie, the pony gave you a job once, you just didnt know it

fadetoblack.......aren't you coughing a lot more recently?

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

JAN 04, 2004 11:13 PM

I think I'll ask my magically overpriced ponies for a refund.

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC

May 2003

JAN 04, 2004 11:37 PM

hey magic pony.. bring some making out my way would you?

Cedar

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 05, 2004 12:45 AM

dear magic pony,
i would have liked anouck and thursday and flux under my christmas tree...but you flaked on that one, didn't you? yeah ya did...
so, if i could please have a cute skinny boy, w/ glasses, and converse and a really large book/comic collection, i'd forgive you for that x-mass mishap...
okay? thanks!
xoxo.cedar

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

JAN 05, 2004 12:47 AM

Magical Pony:

Please keep your "hooves" away from my throat.

- Jeff

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI

December 2003

JAN 05, 2004 12:49 AM

Cedar said:
so, if i could please have a cute skinny boy, w/ glasses, and converse and a really large book/comic collection, i'd forgive you for that x-mass mishap...
okay? thanks!
xoxo.cedar

this seems like a request easily filled... I'm tripping over "that guy" around here.

-mk

Cedar

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 05, 2004 12:53 AM

and where might you be?

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC

May 2003

JAN 05, 2004 01:38 AM

Cedar said:
dear magic pony,
i would have liked anouck and thursday and flux under my christmas tree...but you flaked on that one, didn't you? yeah ya did...
so, if i could please have a cute skinny boy, w/ glasses, and converse and a really large book/comic collection, i'd forgive you for that x-mass mishap...
okay? thanks!
xoxo.cedar

unfortunately I'm only regular sized.

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

JAN 05, 2004 01:41 AM

THE HORN IS MADE OF CRACK COCAINE!!!!!!!

ISN'T HIS TALONED-VISAGE LOVELY!!!!!!!????

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 05, 2004 01:42 AM

Glasses are for nerds!

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC

May 2003

JAN 05, 2004 01:48 AM

Flux.. I may have to kill your pony for its horn...

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 05, 2004 01:49 AM

That pony is a goddamned genius! It baked the cocaine into a horn so as to sneak it by The Border Patrol.

You'd think the fucker would fly across the U.S's airtight roadblocks. But nay, it's sad little wings are vestigial. But don't cry for her...for they are made of Fruit Role-Ups.

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

JAN 05, 2004 01:51 AM

Scopitone said:
That pony is a goddamned genius! It baked the cocaine into a horn so as to sneak it by The Border Patrol.

You'd think the fucker would fly across the U.S's airtight roadblocks. But nay, it's sad little wings are vestigial. But don't cry for her...for they are made of Fruit Role-Ups.

bwahahaha. you are funny, sirrah. i like you!

Dementia

HOPEFUL

Canada

JAN 05, 2004 01:51 AM

Mr. Magick Pony.
All I ever wanted was a magick pony to grant me wishes.
I want a spawn of you.
Id be ever so grateful!!
And me wee little heart will be set alight by this one teeny wish!!!

xo..~D
*achoo*

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 05, 2004 01:54 AM

Flux said:

bwahahaha. you are funny, sirrah. i like you!

And I like Pony flavored Fruit Role-Ups, smuggled across state lines.

Cedar

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 05, 2004 01:58 AM

dear magical pony,

i would like to know how to spell the word girraffe.
then, i would also like a giraffe.
but most of all, i would like you to come live w/ me.

xoxo.cedar

toria

Canada

September 2003

JAN 05, 2004 02:05 AM

magical pony.
vegan fuzzy peaches please.
i miss them in a real bad way.
if you could piece together a ragtag group of highly-paid candy scientists who could devote the rest of their lives to this vegan/peach dilemma, well, that'd be swell.
thanks.

*kissy kissy, magical pony*

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

JAN 05, 2004 02:07 AM

Cedar said:
dear magical pony,

i would like to know how to spell the word girraffe.
then, i would also like a giraffe.
but most of all, i would like you to come live w/ me.

xoxo.cedar

IT IS MY PONY YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM

Scopitone

Irvine, CA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 05, 2004 02:08 AM

Goodnight Magic Pony.

I love ya

You...you're what's it all about

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