Poor taste Micheal Jackson jokes

Ok I only heard this one I did'nt make it up and it's only a joke so don't get all up tight with me but here it is,


How does Micheal Jackson know when it's bedtime?


When the little hand touches the big hand.




I laughed until the tears flowethed forth when my buddy told me this today.

Awesome...that one is going in the repository for usage at my next pub night.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson got food poisoning?

Probably from eating 12 year-old weiners.

What's black and comes in a little white can?



Michael Jackson.

Have you heard about the new McJackson burger?


48 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

the only thing in poor taste is what Michael Jackson's done to Michael Jackson...that and the pedophelia.

anyway:

when is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over the hotel balcony ledge in Germany?

it was punishment for not finishing his plate of sperm -Neil Hamburger.

This one..most wont like, so you are forewarned.

*slightly explicit*

What is the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?

~one went to the moon, and the other one f*cks little boys on the a**

...my uncle told me that one at the xmas dinner table.......really.

What is the difference between MJ and a grocery bag ?

One is white, made out of plastic and potentially dangerous for small children to play with;

The other one holds groceries.


What is the difference between MJ and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the Moon;

Michhael Jackson fucks little boys.....

why does michael jackson like thirtysixyear olds....
....cuz theres 30 of them.

what does michael jackson consider a perfect 10....
....2 five year olds.

Q: How does MJ pick his nose?

A: From a catalog!

Why were people shocked when Michael Jackson dangled a small boy over the balcony? Cos he normally just tosses them off.

You'll probably only get this one if you're English.
What's worse than Michael Jackson baby sitting your kids?
Lee Hughes driving them to school.

How do you know there's a party going on a Neverland?

All the Big Wheels parked out front....

What do Wal-Mart and MJ have in common?

Boys pants - half off!

why wont mj ever win a marathon?
He like to cum in a little behind

whats the difference between mj and acne?
acne wait till your 13 to cum on your face

LMFAO

ahem, there is a thread for this in the jokes group, but here's one of my favorites..

What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?





Pardon me, but you're in my son.....

True but these are just too topical to stay in the joke group.


plus they are waaaaay too funny

A friend of mine heard this at an A Perfect Cicle concert:

Maynard: Knock knock
Twiggy: Who's there?
Maynard: Little Boy Blue
Twiggy: Little Boy Blue who?
Maynard: Michael Jackson

It's funnier when you hear it instead of read it.