Simpsons Trivia...

Ok, so I'm sure I couldn't be the only Simpsons fan here. So let's get it on with some simpsons trivia. Ask one or two or ten questions then when you answer some ask your own.
Try to include the question in your response so we can keep it all sorted out.
I'll start with the hardest one I know off the top of my head.

What state is Springfield in?

wasn't missouri shown as the state in one of the early episodes?

how old is hans moleman?

I don't think so.. at least that's not the state that I was thinking of.

Grrrr... I know this one too. I remember the scene he says it in too... 27?

What state is Springfield in?

They called the Simpsons a "nothern Kentucky family" in the Behind the Laughter episode. Everything in the "regular" episodes is just a tease.

how old is hans moleman?

Hans told Lisa's Girl Scout troupe that he's 31. He thought it was an AA meeting. I guess all that drinkin' and dyin' makes one look old.

What were the names of the kids who saved Itchy & Scratchy Studios before Bart and Lisa got the chance?

i have that tear off calender with simpson's trivia questions for each day. Great way to get a chuckle b4 i start my day.

I don't remember the boys name, but I think Liza was the girl who saved Itchy + Scratchy Studios.

Of course, I want to say Bort was the boy but I know exactly where Bort came from

Springfield isn't in supposed to be in any state. The "Behind the Laughter" quote was supposed to be a joke, and it is generally accepted that nothing in the specials (like the Halloween ones) are to be taken as part of the plotline for the story. We have good reason to believe they DON'T live in certain states, like Delaware (just think). However, it is my understanding that they won't be disclosed as living in any certain state. However, it is generally accepted that Matt Groening modeled Springfiled, Shelbyville, etc., after towns near where he grew up in Oregon.

What candy/beer mixture does Homer try to buy from Apu (even though it doesn't exist)?

Where did Homer once maintain the aurora borealis was taking place?

Who is Sideshow Bob's brother, and where did he go to school?

Uh... I think his name was Cecil, and he went to that "clown college", otherwise known as Princeton... or was it Yale?

[Edited on Aug 28, 2002 by mrsatan]

Cecil. He went to clown college. a.k.a. Yale.

Now for my turn. What baseball hall of famer was beaten down by a barrage of Marge's pretzels?

damn you satan. Damn you to hell. Oh, wait. Never mind.

mwuhahahahahahahaha...

and as for your question... i could be wrong here, but wasn't it Ted Williams?

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford! They called 'em "Whitey Whackers."

What's Fat Tony's real name (he's had a couple)?

D'OH!!!

I know it's not "NRA4EVER"...

It's some outrageously high price, like $841 and some change... been a long time since I looked...

Hi, Monkey. I'm at work. blah.

But you can still benefit from my command of the useless. Aren't you lucky!?

Yay! I'm here alone at work. You are a ray of sunshine.

Cecil went to Princeton, not Yale, although I think someone above did guess Princeton correctly, although wtih doubt.

Homer claimed the aurora borealis was happening behind him. Principal Skinner was incredulous, "In your kitchen?" Homer maintained that that was indeed the situation.

The price she comes to at the register was what was quoted sometime in the Reagan era for the price of raising a newborn per month, or something like that.

Nope. That was Skinner and "Supernintendo" Chalmers; the aurora was in Skinner's kitchen.

Mmm, steamed hams!

Yep. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular.

The same episode where Dr. Marvin Monroe "died."