What do you call a dead baby with a stick in it´s rear?
-scarecrow

What do you call the same baby in a freezer´?
-Popsicle

What do you call pices of a dead baby in a paper bag?
-Leftovers

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA

July 2003

JAN 16, 2005 11:58 AM

not a dead baby joke but still sick.

what's the best thing about sex with a 3 year old?

hearing the pelvic bone snap.

KingMattias

Sweden

August 2004

JAN 16, 2005 01:35 PM

What do you call a dead baby and potatoes?
-A dish

What do you call a dead baby with syrup?
-A treat

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI

December 2003

JAN 16, 2005 01:49 PM

handle said:
Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A: An erection

No, the answer to this joke is clearly, "a boneeeerrrrrrr"

whirlyknives

New Orleans, LA

August 2004

JAN 16, 2005 02:15 PM

mk700c said:

handle said:
Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A: An erection

No, the answer to this joke is clearly, "a boneeeerrrrrrr"

ZIIIIIING!

jstone

Victoria, BC

November 2004

JAN 16, 2005 03:16 PM

Whats 12 inches long, blue and makes a woman cry in the morning?
Crib death.

Feifer

Encinitas, CA

October 2002

JAN 16, 2005 03:26 PM

JoJo said:

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Take your cock out of it's arse.

How do you make it start crying again?

Wipe the shit off on it's teddy bear.

...super hell...

KingMattias

Sweden

August 2004

JAN 17, 2005 01:22 PM

Q: What do you get if you combine a dead baby with poor taste??

A: A dead baby joke!!

[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 by KingMattias]

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Ann Arbor, MI

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JAN 16, 2005 01:49 PM

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JAN 16, 2005 03:16 PM

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