William Shatner? William Shatner. WILLIAM SHATNER! a novel

This is by far the greatest concept for a novel. Ever.



Here's the amazon.com description:

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It's Shatnertastic!

Awesome.

Oh jesus - I must have this (before the real Shatner orders the entire print run to be destroyed).

I mean, the dude's everywhere now. Why not here?

Was that book written on a dare?
I mean, it may be the best book ever written, but still.

That's awesome!

I've read it. The book rocks.

The idea of the book walks the fine line between genius and retarded.

Only the execution will allow me to tell the difference.

If the above poster is the real Carlton Mellick - Baby Jesus Butt Plug is one of my favorite bedtime stories to read to girlfriends.

That is all.

>>The idea of the book walks the fine line between genius and retarded.<<

These are my favorite kinds of books. I especially like them when, after finished, you still can't tell whether they are genius or retarded...or both.

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If the above poster is the real Carlton Mellick - Baby Jesus Butt Plug is one of my favorite bedtime stories to read to girlfriends.<<

That's awesome. My new book, The Faggiest Vampire, just came out. It is a children's book and might be even better for bedtime stories.

had to suspect that would inevitably happen

Cool. I used to have a picture of myself holding up a copy of the book and the butt plug, but I lost all my pictures with a computer crash.

Double post of death

My publisher, Rose, has the buttplug on her desk in the Eraserhead Press office.