Affleck Would Rather Worship Satan...

Than Root For Yankees!

Man that guys gets stupider by the minute.

using satan to lure me into a thread about ben affleck and sports? shame on you!

well i think it's funny i know a lot of football (sorry, soccer ) fans that wouldn't ever pretend to love another team - so it's a bit sad they can't even pretend but you have to admire their loyalty plus he said he'd rather say he'd worship satan, maybe if he actually had to slaughter a goat and drink its blood he could manage to pretend

Ben Affleck is #1 on my "Why The Fuck is he Famous" list.

Without Matt Damon, he'd be some moron working at Wendy's in Southie. Without J-Lo, he would have soon gone back to being some moron working at Wendy's in Southie.

I'd worship Satan than root for any sports team, geez.

And that's why I love Ben Affleck...he's not afraid to stand up for what he believes in... .

I remember Ben Affleck when he had a cereal bowl haircut and we were force-fed "Voyage of the Mimi" on PBS in third grade. Of course nobody knew it was BEN AFFLECK at the time...

Go Sox.

Did anyone read in the papers that he said he could only last 2mins in bed with Jennifer Lopez? What guy would admit to that?

I want someone who can last for hours, but who can also finish in 2 minutes if I'm tired. My husband does the job quickly when I want it that way...for that I am grateful.

he just irritates me. i think its that giant head of his. have you noticed that? his fuckin dome is the size of a basketball

no FUCKING way! he was on voyage of the mimi!? that series made a permanent mark on my childhood.

"Look KC whaaaaales!"

and that ultra hilarious hypothermia sleeping bag scene that had every seventh grader on the floor laughing.

djk29a said:
"I'd worship Satan than root for any sports team, geez"


me too i hate sports.

He probably thinks that makes him sound like a regular guy from Bahstun who thinks Nomahhhhh is wicked cool or something. It just makes him sound like a fuckwit.

It reminds me of his alleged fiance singing she's just "Jenny from the Block". Yeah, sure. How's that $500K jeweled crapper seat (she's supposed to have) working out for you?

(On edit) I have to issue a correction on something in here. J-Lo's crapper seat didn't cost $500K after all. It was only $105K. Story here.

[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 by jake_lex]

Poor Satan
I'm sure he'd rather not have Ben Affleck's devotion.

Fuck worshipping Satan, I'd skip all that and hop into the sack with him if only he would take Affleck away forever! Oh....the things I would do to the Dark Lord...

After all, he was such a nice guy in the South Park movie, with a lovely singing voice if I remember correctly....

Awww, you're a dear.

You mean kinda like the rest of us would rather worship Satan than watch a Ben Affleck movie?

(rimshot)

Anyone who directs a movie called "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney" can't be all bad.

And he also narrated the documentary "Occupation" about the custodian strike at Harvard - so that's another plus. On the other hand, Jim Carrey narrated a documentary on Mikhail Bakunin, so I guess that's not that big a deal.

[Edited on Dec 26, 2003 by RagleGumm]

Yeah, cause Affleck was NOT the bomb in Phantoms....or anything else he's been in...

he said that? what a dork.

I can't use the Pancake Bunny in my OWN thread!

Even with this ridiculous Bennifer shite going on, he still loves dropping by and hanging out for a few innings with the Sox broadcast team, Sean McDonough and Jerry "Remdawg" Remy every now and then during games. Far more genuine than those pretentious fucks that go to Knicks and Lakers games just to be seen (excepting maybe Jack Nicholson).

"stupider"

you were saying?