What are you talking about?! My trip to the Chocolate Factory was wicked rad!

...wait, those were just little people not oompaloompas? Ohh, that would explain all the angry looks.

r00kers

Nederland, CO

February 2003

APR 05, 2009 09:46 PM

Nothing like that ever happened at band camp.

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL

January 2005

APR 05, 2009 09:56 PM

Lemonkid said:
Because Batman isn't real.

Wha!!! next you'll tell me that Darth isn't Luke's Father and there IS a spoon.

SomethingStupid said:
One time I visited an apartment into New York, and there weren't a bunch of quirky, good-looking people having silly conversations or a laugh track or anything. There were a bunch of cockroaches and it smelled and it wasn't very big. And the guy living there yelled at me a lot, but he left his door unlocked, so what the fuck? I think he was Vietnamese.

You're supposed to make friends with the roaches and then they get you a girl friend and sing to you.

Best post in the thread.

Lemonkid said:
Because Batman isn't real.

Worst post in the thread.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 06, 2009 10:44 AM

... because they're fake?

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 06, 2009 11:35 AM

MistressMissy said:

You're supposed to make friends with the roaches and then they get you a girl friend and sing to you.

Well played.

-TM

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

APR 06, 2009 12:22 PM

cabaretic said:
Hollywood films have always been full of fakery, specifically because money and special effects were prized above artistic quality and veracity. This goes way back, even into the silent era.

There would have been no reason to develop an independent scene if Hollywood consistently favored quality over quantity. It never has, and it never will.

It's a wonder that every American movie in your "favorites" is a hollywood major-studio release, then.

TheRevolutionary

San Diego, CA

June 2004

APR 06, 2009 12:28 PM

I love the smell of Hollywood fakery in the morning!

Marge

Davis, CA

July 2003

APR 09, 2009 03:55 PM

MiguelMN said:

For me finding out what the chapel was really like was a bit disappointing, like finding out Santa Clause really doesn't have a wonderful looking red flying sled, but only a '56 white Chevy panel truck thats rusting here and there.

Easily the funniest part of this whole post.

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

APR 09, 2009 07:59 PM

Marge said:

MiguelMN said:
For me finding out what the chapel was really like was a bit disappointing, like finding out Santa Clause really doesn't have a wonderful looking red flying sled, but only a '56 white Chevy panel truck thats rusting here and there.

Easily the funniest part of this whole post.

That movie is all truth.

louistheblade

Mexico

April 2009

APR 09, 2009 08:24 PM

SnakePlissken said:
You wouldn't believe how disappointing my first visit to The Chocolate Factory really was. Not an oompaloompa to be found,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

redclayrambler6

I'm lost

August 2008

APR 09, 2009 11:33 PM

hollywood fakery will never die...

just multiply

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

APR 10, 2009 05:28 AM

motorfirebox said:

Lemonkid said:
Because Batman isn't real.

YOU SHUT UP YOU LIAR

Sorry ninja man.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

APR 10, 2009 08:22 AM

Ok, let me get this straight... You're complaining that the chapel is currently under renovation and the outside doesn't look like it did from the movie because it is covered in a canopy? You do realize the movie was filmed almost 4 years ago, right?

I bet you think Ricky Bobby really stabbed himself in the leg when he thought he was paralyzed too.