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A_White_Pony

A_White_Pony

Lake Forest, CA
March 2003

DEC 17, 2003 12:30 AM

My new & current fav. SNL skit, is where they do "on the set of Jerry Miguire 2", with Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Falon, and Renee Zellweger.... where H. Sanz plays the little boy from the film.

I also love the "Personal Home Demon" sketch on Kids in the hall, as well as the "Brain Candy" movie, The State when they had the undercover NARC drug dealer at a 1st grade school yard...oh oh and all of Reno 911 makes me bust up... What are yours ... I guess it doesn't have to be only from SNL?

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2003 12:31 AM

Wake Up Wakefield!

Buddha

Buddha

East Hartford, CT
July 2003

DEC 17, 2003 12:39 AM

two words Schwetty balls!
it dosen't get much better then that

penates

penates

Madison, WI
December 2003

DEC 17, 2003 12:40 AM

the centaur job interview sketch. i can't remember much about it, except that christopher walken was involved, and it was genius.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 17, 2003 12:43 AM

The old school sketch where they were all superheroes at a Christmas party. Belushi was the Hulk and took a nasty shit in the bathroom.

I keep looking for it among the Comedy Central and E! repeats ... still haven't found it.


Absolute classic.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

DEC 17, 2003 12:43 AM

I thought this was SNL sketches?

In any case, the State one where the guy finds out his house is going to be used as a campground ("We have a permit") was absolute genius.

"We're lost."

"We're NOT lost!"

"We've passed this cushion THREE TIMES already!"

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

DEC 17, 2003 12:48 AM

ok.

Number one. COWBELL

why? Walken baby, it's all about the Walken

Number two. The Penis Mightier

why? have you seen this? it's the funniest thing that has ever been recorded.

BUCK FUTTER!

Comedy has never been the same since.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

DEC 17, 2003 12:50 AM

Oh and the one where they sit at the dinner table and pray for the son to be killed.

"What they don't know is... me and God are like this!"

[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 by Jeff_Fries]

Tawnya

Tawnya

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 17, 2003 12:56 AM

friendship, unity, caring and kindness

Buddha

Buddha

East Hartford, CT
July 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:11 AM

Also, being a big man myself, Chris farley and Patrick swayze as chipandale dancers applicants...... NO shame = big laughs

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:12 AM

MORE COWBELL

So fucking brilliant, I dont have words.

A_White_Pony

A_White_Pony

Lake Forest, CA
March 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:14 AM

Sorry I just got on this The State kick lately... damn that was a good show!


The Bearded men of Space Station 11
Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11.

Tom: Men, I'd like to introduce you to the new Marshall of Space Station 11, Mr. Rob Jones.

Marshall (Mike S): Gentlemen. Now, as you all know, you are the Bearded Men of Space Station 11. And as we all know, beards do not grow in space. As such, it is my belief that you five men, from now on I will refer to as the Bearded Men of Space Station 11, are actually aliens, and as such, should be committed to life imprisonment in space jail. Are there any questions?

(all bearded men raise their hands)

Marshall: Yeah, Baker, what aren't you clear about?

Baker (Mike B): The part about the beards, sir?

Marshall: Gentlemen, I need not remind you that this galaxy has an atmosphere of negative 5. This is an atmosphere in which beards cannot grow.

Ben: But in Space Station 11 we have Earth's atmosphere.

Marshall: Beards cannot grow in space.

David: But they can grow here on Space Station 11.

Marshall: Aliens can grow beards, but not people.

Todd: People can grow beards in space, too.

Marshall: People cannot grow beard in space.

Mike B: With all due respect Marshall, you're wrong about the beards.

Marshall: Well, I think I'm right about the beards.

Todd: But you're wrong, Marshall. People can grow beards.

Marshall: On Earth, maybe. But I don't think they can grow them in space.

Tom: You're kidding about the beards, right?

Marshall: No. Men cannot grow beards in space.

Ben: But I have a beard.

Marshall: Well, then you're an alien.

Ben: No I'm not.

Marshall: Yes you are.

Ben: No, I'm not.

Marshall: Then, you can't grow a beard.

David: But he has a beard.

Marshall: Then he's an alien.

Tom: He's not. He's from Pittsburg.

Marshall: Nuh-uh.

Mike B: I'm sorry Marshall, but you're just wrong about the beards.

Marshall: No. No, I'm not.

Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11

astrosaurus

astrosaurus

Lake Elsinore, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2003 01:16 AM

Most of the Celebrity Jeopardy sketches are great. I love how they made Sean Connery into Trebek's archenemy.

But I'll go with the food pawn shop with Horatio Sanz and Steve Buscemi.

[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 by Probably]

astrosaurus

astrosaurus

Lake Elsinore, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2003 01:17 AM

D'oh!

[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 by Probably]

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2003 01:22 AM

Bassmaster

or maybe Placenta Helper

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:25 AM

Waitwait, I have it completely wrong.

The one (State) where they show a version of Who's on First "before the invention of comedy". My parents actually found that hilarious.

Edited to agree with the following post - that skit made me laugh until I cried.

[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 by Jeff_Fries]

oldkid

oldkid

Tempe, AZ
October 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:27 AM

The Real World parody when Norm MacDonald played Bob Dole.

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

DEC 17, 2003 01:39 AM

The one where Andy Warhol answers the phone and his head falls off.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

DEC 17, 2003 01:41 AM

This Thread.......................needs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more cowbell

mothra

mothra

Tempe, AZ
OLD SKOOL

DEC 17, 2003 01:47 AM

Sean Mondavi wine... anyone?

usagi_obake

usagi_obake

Keene, NH
July 2002

DEC 17, 2003 01:51 AM

The Christian Slater "You put yer weeeed in there" skit...

RuneLateralus

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL
December 2002

DEC 17, 2003 02:03 AM

Go cowbell. We need more cowbell.

The original Matt Foley sketch where both David Spade and Christina Applegate can't control their laughter was another great one. Not to mention the Chip and Dale Dance Auditions.

barcosbarcos

barcosbarcos

Canada
October 2003

DEC 17, 2003 02:16 AM

' I'M BRIAN FELLOWS'

' RAINFOREST? THAT SOUNDS WET!'
' THAT BIRD IS NOT MY DOPPELGANGER'
' THAT GOAT'S GOT DEVIL EYES'

ClicheGuevara

ClicheGuevara

Toronto, ON
September 2003

DEC 17, 2003 02:39 AM

MisterJesus said:
Number one. COWBELL
Number two. The Penis Mightier

Comedy has never been the same since.


point:set:match

goodlordyshorty

goodlordyshorty

Huntsville, AL
December 2003

DEC 17, 2003 02:45 AM

Buddha said:
two words Schwetty balls!
it dosen't get much better then that



Schwetty weiners

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