Quick Kick appreciation thread. Yo Joe!

Yeah yeah! What's up, fools! This is Quick Kick all up in your face, boyee! You know, I don't know what's worse: fighting against the best Cobra has to offer in the snow with no shirt or shoes, or no one even knowing who the fuck I am! I'm Quick Kick, bitch! You oughtta know by now! I guess it is kind of lame for a Joe to specialize in Karate when it's pretty much GI Joe standard to learn it, but you don't hear anyone calling them Qucik Kick, do you! I'm too fast for clothes, sucka'! Kiyaaaa! You don't see pussies like Spirit or Gung Ho handling Storm Shadow like I am in that picture. Look at that bitch go down! If you want to escape that kick, you've got to be faster than quick, and you ain't! Anyway, I'm crazy pissed that they released new double packs of GI Joes and the motha' fuckin' masta' of fasta' was nowhere to be found. Even that punk faggot Major Blud got his before I even got mine. What the shit!? Right about now, I want to hear from all the Quick Kick soldjas'. I want you to let all those sissies know that knowin' is half the battle! Holla'!

and you give me shit because of my dog?!

Girl, I don't know what you talkin' about! I'd give you a spot on GI Joe anyday. Themed animals get you a long way on this team. Spirit had that stupid hawk because he's injun and Snake eyes taught his dog ninjitsu.

Spirit had an eagle

Snake-Eyes had a wolf

Quick Kick was one of the lamest Joe characters ever. When you have a bunch of ninjas, a plain old karate guy just doesn't cut it.

Why you got to get all sensitive, hater? If you want to slam me, do it in a "Quick Kick is kind of not rad" thread. This is Quick Kick's house, sucka', and I keep my pants where I want! If I say Spirit had a hawk, then the bitch had a hawk. Wolf, dog, who cares? The point is Snake Eyes tossed Storm Shadow's salad more than he straight up kicked him in the face like I do! What next? Are you gonna try and convince me that Lifeline wasn't getting more cooze than Duke? Shiiiiiiiiit.

REPRAZENT!

quick kick is cool 'cause he did the talking backwards rewinding thing long before jim carrey did in ace ventura pet detective. he's an ace showman...

but he kinda sucks as a soldier.

and although in that picture, it looks like storm shadow is getting kicked in the face, what really happened was that quick kick kicked too early, and ol' storm shadow is coming down with a crazy ass conan the barbarian style hassaaaann chop to cleve his gristley ass in two.

you just can't fuck with storm shadow, or snake-eyes, or ANY of the arishikage clan.

-bobby

Quoting something you said to me earlier. It went somewhere along the lines of .. Tottally pointless thread.

If you're talking about
this, crybaby, then Quick Kick needs to teach you the finer points of comprehension possibly by using Kara-te. I believe it was fairly clear that the particular thread in question was unnecessary, not pointless. It had a point the first, second, and maybe even the third time it was started. But the nine times after that it became slightly unnecessary. Do a little research and you won't look so dumb, which is the opposite of what me, Quick Kick, looks like. In the world of Kara-te, we call that a Boo-yaaaaaaaa!

Zartan was always my #1 nigg'. I must've lost that figure like 3 times playing with my homies from the Broadway projects! Left him out in the sun too long I guess. Quick -Kick was one sassy muthafucka! BIG UPS!

Awwwww yeah, suckas! Look who finally grew a sense of humor and gave it up the only way Quick Kick deserves. For the rest of you suckas', you need to quit sleeping with your GI Joes and replace them with chicks! Quick Kick will show you how without failure!

Edited for questionably racist content.

[Edited on Dec 06, 2005 by UnnecessaryZ]

Where's the JYD?

zartan=black metal

thats some awesome copywriting there...nice work...umm...foo

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-ha! Quick Kick, I always knew you was a salad-tossin' varmit! I was tellin' Duke the other day how much of a god damn fairy you looked like runnin' around during a fight with no shirt on. Am I in a battle or a fuckin' gay pride parade?! I can't tell! Quick Kick is here!

Hey, Dick Lick. I've got a Jeff Foxworthy type joke for ya':

You might be a queer if putting on a kee-mono makes you look less gay!

Suck it, hippy!

- Wild Bill

The guy at the local Kinkos has a I-Ching tattoo like Skane Eyes, in the same place, on the back of his forearm.

Dude, I dare you to run up to him, kick him in the nuts and yell

"Eat shit, Snake Eyes!!! YO, JOE!!!!"

When I got done laughing at this,(which was quite a while later) I remembered that Quick Kick was dead... Comic book continuity... He got shot...

Quick Kick was a poofta.

Now Gung-Ho, there was a real mans man.

YO JOE!

oooooh bodymassage...

GOT TO GET TOUGH YO JOE

i always wondered what brilliant marketing wizz came up with a joe named SnowJob.
with a name like that he's just asking for a mocking.

fuck that, bring on Dr. Mindbender...

That was totally a lucky kick, Storm Shadow would work that fool Quick Kick till he shat things he didn't eat. Only Snake Eyes has the skills to defeat Storm Shadow!



[Edited on Aug 11, 2004 by Mole_Harris]

I'm putting my 20,000th post in THIS piece of shit thread? Fuck, Z. I might as well have given it to Maxx.