What are your 99 Problems?

What is something in your life, either past or present, that you've had a problem with and would like a solution for?

Well, a bitch ain't one, that's for sure.

-TM

Damn you. I wanted that one.

Family. I love mine dearly, but nothing I do is ever enough for them, and I would like to figure out how to shut them up.

grrrr!

Being a bum.

Social Anxiety. I hate crowded areas with a bunch of people.

There's is a solution being on medications. But I'll probably OD!

I would like better hair but am frightened of hair dressers.

a bitch

Ooh, I see what you did there.

Yes.

Not enough curry.

Man, bitches is at least 50 of them.

The others mostly involve creamed corn.

Interesting fact: three of them involve bitches AND creamed corn.

I have a lot of problems.

I add movies to my Netflix queue that I don't actually want to watch.

I'm intrigued.

+1

agreed

I have this on-going problem with seeming human! It's probably not a good sign that I watch Dexter and can relate with the title character on almost every level except the murderer/vigilante part. Oh, and my mother wasn't killed with a chainsaw in front of me. She's alive and well.

Not getting published yet.

Planning to leave this state and work overseas.
Its pretty scary, to me.

I lick my lips too much. Damn weather!

Need more cowbell.

Whenever I need people the most, I feel like I'm burdening them and push them away. Then, when I realize my mistake, I'm extremely upset that they won't return to my side.