I know what this board needs...

Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hype!



I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mike!



Now why would I ever, stop doin' this?



With others making records that just don't hit.

You've got to pray.



[Edited on Dec 12, 2003 by UnnecessaryZ]

This thread could also use Bobby Brown's newest mugshot and R. Kelly dressed like a red, furry pimp...

I bet that toy'll be worth some cash on eBay in a couple of years time...all we need is one massive scandal...

Bobby Brown is looking pretty tough for a midget in those pics.

R kelly admits he likes little girls, have you heard his "step in the name of love" song. He says he is the pied piper. Hmmm wonder what he mean't by that... hidden message maybe?

I swear to God, Hammer is the new ninja. He doesn't even need to flip out to kill people- all he needs is his funky dance grooves and his posse of dudes with triangle-shaped hairdos.

HAMMER! HAMMER MAN!

thanks a lot. now all day i'ma be all like:
"HEY HAMMA GO HAMMA COS DA HAMMA IS JUST SO HYPE"

now i wanna see the episode of family guy where peter does a rap about diplomatic immunity to the beat of "can't touch this." i wanna see it real bad.

Y'mean he "likes likes" 'em?

Oh that would rock!

"Fidel! No running around the pool!!!"

What the fuck is that thing behind R. Kelly?

Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me

Ja ja ja ja
Just like the bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I’ve got diplomatic immunity
So hammer you can’t sue

I can write graffiti
Even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loop, not give a hoot
And touch your sister’s tit

Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me

-What in God’s name is he doing?
Can’t touch me
-I believe that’s the worm.

Stop!
Peter time
I’m a big shot
There’s no doubt
Light a fire, then pee it out
Don’t like it?
Kiss my rump
Just for a minute
Let’s all do the bump

Can’t touch me

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can’t touch me
I’m Presidential Peter
Interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped
I’ll still park in your spot

I’ve been around the world
From Harford to Back Bay

It’s Peter
Go Peter
It’s Peter
Go Peter
Let’s see Regis rap this way
Can’t touch me

This thread however, rules.

Wow, what fine heroic examples my local paper the Knoxville News Sentientel chooses to celebrate black history month with

I know what this thread needs! MORE COWBELL!!

Haha! Your local news source is fuckin' slammin'! Ohoh ohoh ohoh ohoh! Stop!

What's this a nonsense thread and no Cat pictures?

[Edited on Dec 12, 2003 by MOTHRA]

What are you talking about? Hammer is the coolest cat this side of hell yeah!

It's the ghost of the skin they took off of Grace Jones at her last facial tuck.....

What has that foolish mortal R. Kelly done with my former vessel? Grace will have the answers she seeks!

SA-DAH-TAY!!!