Dear Sarah McLachlan

Fuck you and your fucking horrifyingly depressing and incessant Breathless-Music-and-Sad-Looking-Cute-Animals ASPCA commercials. You are a permanent bummer and I hate you forever.

In addition, fuck you.

But if you call and donate you get a free t shirt!

I agree. I must always look away and change the channel when that ad comes on.

She's got a new one! With a new song! It's awful.

Nothing sends me scrambling for the remote faster.

She's kind of cute, but this is exactly what I do. Even seconds of those things make me sick to my stomach.

Also, please quit it with the mesothelioma commercials. They run almost incessantly, and I can never get to the remote in enough time before I'm thoroughly stressed.

haha, you guys watch TV. with commercials!

I instantly start to get all misty eyed.

CNN and A&E are the culprits in my life. I need to quit them, hard.

Bravo runs these commercials in every break.

Fuck them and fuck Bravo.

She has pretty eyes.

A&E? Wow.

bravo brought us project runway. you hold your tongue.

I forgot about them; they need to quit it too. Has TV forgotten what the hell escapism means and how it relates to their job?!

The world is so lucky that there is no such thing as witchcraft and/or I don't know how to employ it.

Oh, Bravo. You and your relentless reruns of Top Chef and Real Housewives. How many hours I have wasted with you.

But yeah, eff that commercial. Sarah knows how to hit you where it hurts.

thank goodness for the internet. i've nearly forgotten how painful commercials are. i can't even listen to the radio anymore.

i'm considering starting a foundation to aid the victims of gratuitous guilt tripping.

That commercial makes me wish I lived somewhere w/o a "No Pets" policy.

-TM

I always love seeing the kittens and cats. Never bums me out, though.

Seriously. I simultaneously flail around frantically for the mute button and hide under the nearest pillow when those commercials come on. As if Surfacing didn't make me cry enough.

Too many commercials can give you Mesothelioma, FYI.

I over heard some old bastard saying something similar in Starbucks the other day. I wanted to punch him in his faulty sense of humanity. God forbid someone should appeal to your conscience amonst all those people trying to sell you frozen dinners and hair products.

Of course I'm just as inclined to change the channel myself. And then feel guilty about it.

This should get everyone angry with me......

They're both on. All the time. Nonstop. In perpetuity.