students! blow off some steam.

I'd like my stage management teacher to slip, fall and impale her cunt on a split 2X4. I fucking hate hate hate hate hate her.

Preliminary props list my flaming ass...

My Abnormal Psychology final

90% on the fifteen billion types of schizophrenia with questions so vague it was ridiculous

10% on the stuff I knew inside and out

i fucking hate fucking organic chemistry more than i fucking hate any other shit ever!!!

FUCK YOU CHEM!!!

You've never met my stage management teacher... If you had, you'd understand.

I FUCKING HATE CALCULUS. I HATE PHYSICS MORE. but most of all, i HATE HATE HATE GIVING PRESENTATIONS... fuck finals. fuck college. fuck getting grades. im so sick of all this fucking nonsense. i cant wait to get home and relax. but all these goddamn obstacles in my way. FUCK EVOLUTION CLASS. FUCK SOCIOLOGY... fuck writing. my brain is fried. im going to get drunk.

That reminds me...the Leningrad Cowbows rawk!
thank you very many

Symbolic logic is kinda fun.

Do I care if the fuckin confession was coerced?
No!
Do I care if the police had probable cause to search the trunk?
No!

Fuck fuckity fuck!!!

Oh! And everybody check this out:
If you professor gives you these options for you TAKE HOME final, for which you have a week to write, which one would you choose:
a) Essay exam
b) 20 Multiple Choice questions
c) 20 True-False questions

Guess which option my retarted class voted for!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, option a)!!!!! And now, we get to shift through a 6-page fact pattern!!!!

Fuck these stupid assholes, fuck them right in ther fuckin ear!!!

I finished my finals tee hee.
They were a joke.
My last programming assignment however was not.
I entered my house wedsday night of last week and didn't leave till monday morning.
Almost every waking hour was spent programming or debugging.
I used a whole container of eye drops, and boiled hand warmers to keep my fingers from going numb while typing.

FUCKITY FARK FUCK... FUCKTARD PROFESSOR GIVING THE FINAL ASSIGNMENT A WEEK BEFORE IT'S DUE WHEN THE BIOTCH COULD HAVE ASSIGNED IT AT ANY POINT IN THE SEMESTER
ANAL FUCKING DICK PARTY

i had an exam today, AND I DIDNT EVEN STUDY FOR IT!

thats how much i rool.

Two exams this week, and I have the flu. The worst flu I've had in years. Plus a huge project is due on Friday. GO ME!

I wonder if a new dick fucking anal party will get proposed eventually.

200 edited pages: completed.
research presentation: completed.
30 page manual: 17/30...working on it.
independent study (fascinating cricket research): working on it (FUCK STATS)
animal behavior final: next week

Why did I decide to go to grad school again? To avoid the real world, of course.

Having switched from my stage management to my drafting I would like to add the following:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT FACED MOTHERFUCKING TWATWAD BITCH!

Thank you.

I'm going to keep this thread bookmarked for the occasions I have those "wow, college was so much easier than real life" delusions.

FUCK ETHICS!


I just wanna kick babies.

my finals are way to easy this semester. suspiciously so...

i like all my classes... except for that fucking intro to computers.

Poo poo dick balls assrash pecker dung double-fisted-jizzyank to math finals.

How's that for a string of belligerent, unpunctuated school-induced cursing?

[Edited on Dec 09, 2003 by Shifgrethor]