G.I. Joe: The Rise of COBRA

Ehhh... don't think so.

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

not only yes, but hell yes.

did you see the Baroness? i'm going to need to bring a few extra spare pairs of pants to the theater.

also, STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

i'll pay to see it. if i like it i will pay to see it twice.

looks better than i thought it would.

Oh fuck, and I still haven't seen the live action Transformers >_<

where is Christopher Eccleston's character supposed to be from? that accent seemed a bit dodgy.

i think it's probably the combination of tight leather, glasses, and guns that does it. i mean, individually, the sultry catsuit thing, the hot librarian thing, and the Rambo chick thing are all totally sexified. but when you combine them--gah, brb. this is my fourth pair of pants today.

wait, what did you ask?

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

Snake Eyes FTW!!!

Scotland. He is Destro.

This is pretty much the best thing I've read all day.

Meh the biggest Superbowl movie teaser/trailer was Transformers 2..

Dear Hollywood,

Please stop raping my childhood. Yes, Baroness and Scarlett look incredibly lickable. I'm talking I would spend hours on each of them downtown. In fact, if you were to just skip all the rest of the bullshit and have a movie where those two meet, try to kill each other, come to a mutual understanding, then have hot monkey sex, I'd be all over it. That'd be the kind of movie I'd walk out of only to buy another ticket for the next showing. Of course, I'd have to sit on a towel, and I'd probably cry when the theater closed and the manager asked me to leave, but yeah, I'd watch it. Probably again the next day, too, if I wasn't too sore.

What were we talking about?

Oh, right, raping my childhood. Please stop. Seriously. Go remake Citizen Kane for all I care, just stop fucking with my childhood. You can't improve on it, no matter how many explosions, CGI characters, or hot women in leather outfits you cram into it. So just quit it already.

Love,

- Deux

Get a picture of Shia Lebouef. Put a tiny picture of Optimus Prime behind it. Light a small fire. Flash the lights on and off for twenty minutes. Feel very sorry for John Tuturro. That's the movie.

That said, I'll probably see GI Joe at some point. Not expecting much.

And I would do bad things to the Baroness. Yum.

see, i liked Transformers. it had awesome-looking giant robots, fantastic action sequences, and a plot that combined these two vital factors in a pleasing manner. i'm looking forward to GI Joe because it seems to be following the same formula, with the added awesomeness of hot babes in tight leather. am i just easier to please than everyone else, or what?

I've been told I hate the Transformers movie more than I really should. I disagree.

no longer a great American hero though....

Agreed.

It looks like its sat on that terrible but rather quite awesome movie border.

I'll see it.

and if you think this looks bad, I suggest you go back and watch the original GI Joe series again because you probably haven't seen it since you were 8. It's pretty laughable.