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DEC 16, 2003 09:15 PM
It's Bill Hicks in the dentist chair and Jim Carey is the juggler!
Jesus and an all star cast. How about that. 
DEC 16, 2003 09:33 PM
GoatsGoToHell said:
"Sooo, what's up? The Bible eh? You know, I hate to brag, but that's pretty much about me. Mind if I sit down?"
Damn Jesus is smooth!
wow. that sent me into a coughing fit. in a good way. 
DEC 16, 2003 09:34 PM
Sorcha said:
oh, the sacrilege...I love SG....
DEC 16, 2003 10:50 PM
Jesus isn't a stalker, he's your buddy!
http://members.aol.com/lovethisgig/jesus/
_Sarah_
Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003
JUN 15, 2004 11:50 AM
I missed this thread. We need more hilarity.
JUN 15, 2004 12:09 PM
_Sarah_
Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003
SEP 03, 2004 01:58 AM
BUMP
PullOffMyWings
HOPEFUL
Mission Viejo, CA
SEP 03, 2004 02:18 AM
Hey, Jesus? Yeah, I know you died to save my soul and all, BUT QUIT HUMPING MY LEG!
Psssst. You should give him a mohawk. Teehee, I double dare you!
[Edited on Sep 03, 2004 by Wingsie]
SEP 03, 2004 02:23 AM
SEP 03, 2004 02:41 AM
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAAA!
BUMP BUMP BUMPETY BUMP BUMP BUMP!
sadisticmika
I'm lost
July 2004
SEP 03, 2004 11:27 AM
SEP 03, 2004 11:29 AM
Sadistic_Miike said:
poor Jesus, dead for 2000 years and still getting flack from the kids. and all because he loved everyone. shame really.
All that time and I'm still getting flack from his representatives. Jesus has it coming to him. 
SEP 03, 2004 12:01 PM
Wow, I forgot about this thread, it made me all over.
I also forgot that once apon a time I was funny.
SEP 03, 2004 12:31 PM
for my sake man! you're messing it all up! stick to the material i wrote and use the damned teleprompter!
OCT 11, 2004 12:08 PM
OCT 11, 2004 12:34 PM
"Hey man, would the son of god lie about you not needing eye protection for welding? Haha, now you're gonna go blind sucka!"
(I bet the guy who runs this site is all "Wow, people really love god, I'm getting all kinds of hits"... if he only knew)
OCT 11, 2004 12:37 PM
"Hey, my dad just sent me down to tell you that your life isn't going to amount to anything, EVER. Might as well put your nogging in the oven... Hey is that Cherry Pie?!?"
OCT 11, 2004 05:26 PM
"Now, you see Bob, when you get an erection from looking at these drawings all day, it does not help to rub yourself against the desk."
_Sarah_
Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003
DEC 16, 2003 09:01 PM