Jesus the Stalker

In total violation of the restraining order...

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

How else would a French Horn player get through the day?

this one is exceptionally creepy...

Guiding your surgeon

"And that's how Jesuses finger accidently got severed by the scalpel and sewn up under my ribcage. And what was he doing in the OR without a face mask?"

http://www.meggers.org/photos/jesus/pages/jesus-01.htm
I would have thought jesus would have just said to turn the other cheek

Those are really creepy...

"I was awakened in the middle of the night with a clear, vivid impression that the Lord wanted me to do some special drawings -- drawings depicting ordinary people in their everyday environment . . . . with one important addition: the presence of Jesus Christ and His involvement in those routine activities."


HOLY GAY

"It was also clear that the task would be allotted ten years to produce results -- an important consideration, considering the fact that I had never drawn anything before, had no training in drawing, and had never really been interested in drawing."

I wonder if he was instructed how many cubits each drawing should measure up and across?

Jesus, that is neither the time nor place to hit on a surgeon.

Juggler
Jesus looks pretty entertained.
Apparently Jesus is entertained by mundane shit.
I've often wondered who would find simple, flairless juggling interesting, but apparently the answer is Jesus. It's really true what they say on the commercials on TV, the answer really IS Jesus!
What Would Jesus Do? Apparently enjoy some quality juggling.

Whilst supervising complicated surgery and listening to the modern stylings of some hip French Horn.

My kind of multitasker.

I wouldn't say it's that creepy. I mean, they're just arguing over who gets to go first.

Jesus wants to make sure your hair always looks good!

Jesus loves all the children.







From:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

God, Jesus is creepy!

Bearded men in dresses are always frightening. However, the sheer look of insane glee normally associated with psychopaths definitely makes me want want to run and hide.

jesus is kind of freaking me out.

Jesus is always following me around, peeking in my windows...should I be worried?

"Sooo, what's up? The Bible eh? You know, I hate to brag, but that's pretty much about me. Mind if I sit down?"

Damn Jesus is smooth!

the truck driver picture is completly fuckin creepy

I totally agree, since I'm a trucker and all