Found out a way to get a free pizza from Papa John's

Papa John's isn't pizza.

Your comment is beyond worthless.

Only, he's absolutely correct.

fixed that for you.

Pizza is such a ubiquitous food in America. You can find it everywhere, and what some of you jerks would deem "real pizza" is EXTREMELY far from the norm. Thus making it further from being "real pizza" than the ordinary, bland offerings corner shops (that aren't chains, and yet, somehow, still don't often make decent food, as frightening as the thought of that might be) and the stuff you can find at places like Papa John's.

Hmm. Ever thought about making pizza at home, StarBelliedBoy? Slow food is better for you than fast food, after all.

What exactly is your problem tonight? We're jerks because we don't like crappy pizza?

Well, I only eat pizza when I make the dough from the wheat that I grow myself (along with the sugar from my own personal cane and salt that I gathered on my trip to the ocean), personally slaughter the cows and pigs necessary to make the pepperoni (but, of course, not before harvesting the milk from the cows that I will need to make the cheese) and make the sauce from the tomatoes that my parents grow in their back yard (I don't have any room left after all the wheat and sugar cane - c'mon, let's be realistic here). I then make the dough and leave it to proof for several days before I stretch it in organic, unrefined, wheat flour (again, from my back yard) and apply the sauce, cheese and pepperoni. I cook it in my wood burning stove, which my brother built by hand (I harvest the wood the same time I get salt from the ocean, the trees around here aren't meant for cooking), and eat it on my handcrafted furniture or atop my bearskin rug that came from a bear that I personally wrestled.

Anything else isn't pizza.

And I know what you're thinking and the answer is no, it isn't inconvenient to have to wait several days between when I become hungry and when I get to eat pizza. Because it's just worth it.

You guys make me giggle

you're jerks because you're inferior to SBB as humans. you will always be.

And besides, who wants already disgusting pizza with jizz sauce on it?