You're not so good horoscope

Haha, you need to teach the cat how to type, that would be something to see!

Libra
September 23 - October 21

You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality.
True.

If you are a male, you are probably a queer.
Not true.

Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil.
So far pretty true.

All Libra's die of venereal disease.
Would be my luck. Get some...and die...

That's like 800000 times more accurate than any real horoscope I've read.