My Bloody Valentine 3D

Why did they remake a terrible film? And why did they do it in 3D?

Money and boobies in 3D!

The title seems to have nothing to do with the movie. WTF.


Also, who gives a shit about 3D?


Nevermind, I looked up the plot on Wikipedia. God, that sounds shitty.

that broad gets a heart in a box...that's pretty cool.

Was it in 3D?

I like the idea of 3D movies coming back. They were fun but then again I was little. Don't know if it'll have the same affect now.

You know this is going to make like a bazillion dollars just because of the whole 3D gimick. 3D is probably cool or whatever, but I know about 30 morons who are pretty much showing me their boners over that movie.

I'm pretty disappointed that this isn't about the band. Or a live 3-D performance by the band or something. I don't know, maybe the noise levels would violate FCC laws or something.

I don't want to tell you how many times I've been RickRoll'd by people telling me they have a leak of the new My Bloody Valentine album.

Actually, it hasn't been that many. And one of the times I was technically NeilRoll'd, as it was an mp3 of Neil Diamond singing "Porcupine Pie" live, which is the third worst song ever, last time I checked. And another time, the link changed the color scheme on a niche tracker to an awful fluorescent yellow and pink monstrosity. I only use the tracker to download and upload out of print stuff!! And old music videos and fan zines! For your FYI! So, you know, it hasn't been that many times, but it's been more than once by more than two people, okay? And I fall for it every single time. ENOUGH!

Addendum: I hope there's a sequel, and I hope it's called My Bloody Valentine II: Loveless.

Or maybe that should be the final part of a My Bloody Valentine triology. The sequel, then, should be My Bloody Valentine II: Isn't Anything, and the tagline will be "but filled with RAGE." Or something like that.

Who's with me???

because people are stupid. i thought you would have figured that out by now.

and guess what? you don't have to go see it, so it doesn't have any affect on your life whatsoever!

I think it looks good.

They did it just to piss you off.

What he said.

Man, I sure wish I had problems like yours.

Global conspiracy to make all film school students commit suicide. I, for one, am all for this project.

at least they've (apparently) improved on those flimsy red & green lensed glasses you used to have to wear. they just look like polarised sunglasses now.

I don't think you mean that.

from what I understand, there's to be a remastered version of both Isn't Anything and Loveless released on the 26th or 27th of January.

See? You guys get it. I like you.

You think I don't know that? I WANT NEW MATERIAL.

Estrada pointed out that Bilinda Butcher is aptly named for a sequel to this wonderful film. CAN'T WAIT.

its like they took everything the original got right and cut it out. then added 3D breasts

3-D boobs? are you serious? now i have to go just for the 3D boobs

when i first saw this trailer last month, i thought it was a goof fake trailer, but now its real, with 3D BEWBS!!!!!!!

Shhh... the porn industry might hear you. It wouldn't be long before we see cum shots in 3D. No. Just no.