Hail Satan

Mmm...Satan.

Damn fucking right she is!!!

by the way FUCK Satan. But that's just my opinion and I dont mean to offend anyone!

so who's the sacrifice?
cmon somebody step forward and give their body to the dark underlord ... somebody

Comin' straight outta' Compton!
Crazy motha' fucka' named Ice Cube!
From the gang called Nigga's wit' attitude!
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off,
I squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off!

Ya better hope that GODs not reading this he might get mad.

Befor evil indoctrination:


After:

Umm..Has anyone seen Saddam?..It's time for his enema. Oh dear, he was so UPSET when he left this morning...

Just a friendly warning but these kind of comments could get a pineapple shoved up a persons ass.

GOATLORD SATAN COMMAND
WE OBEY TO YOUR LAWS
SATAN DEMON HELLWRATH
WE ARE YOUR FIST ON EARTH
HAIL SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So is anyone else thoroughly surprised that this thread made it to two pages without a visit from MisterSatan himself?

Okay, now I'm sure he's avoiding this thread on purpose, as we've called attention to his absence.

As a matter of fact, no. I saw that when it first came out, but was thoroughly unimpressed by anything about it save Johnny Depp.

No, what I said doesn't strike me as a quote, it is just a series of thoughts that ran through my head. Now that you mention it, though, I probably did pull it out of my subconscious, or some kind of psychobabble to that effect.