We were caught up in the moment. We were sitting in the front and the stage was right there.
I had dry-humped my girlfriend before the show. My buttons still buttoned and my zipper still zipped. I came in my underwear and then wiped it out with a towel. Then we went to see a popular band. The lead singer was very cute but seemed to have problems with her weight. She would look really good in a video and then she was all frumpy in some magazine. She's the kind of singer who spun around...
that safety story was great as well as the other one, who's name has escaped me. The safety story reminds me of my cat who seems to have a seizure every time I play a certain CD in her presence. The story left me with a sorta creepy vibe with that song turning into something terrible. I liked it.
Ahh Kevin Sampsell. His stories never disappoint. All of his books are wonderful and read in such an amazing-awkward-raw-visceral way. Absolutely perfect.
Sean
STAFF
Los Angeles, CA
AUG 24, 2002 11:00 AM