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TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

DEC 21, 2008 05:44 PM

If not poor vagina...

Arkansas family welcomes 18th child, a girl
Fri Dec 19, 11:04 AM PST

An Arkansas woman has given birth to her 18th child.

Michelle Duggar delivered the baby girl by Caesarean section Thursday at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers. The baby, named Jordyn-Grace Makiya Duggar, weighed 7 pounds, 3 ounces and was 20 inches long.

"The ultimate Christmas gift from God," said Jim Bob Duggar, the father of the 18 children. "She's just absolutely beautiful, like her mom and her sisters."

The Duggars now have 10 sons and eight daughters.

Jim Bob Duggar said Michelle started having contractions Wednesday night. She needed the C-section, her third, because the baby was lying sideways. Jim Bob said both baby and mother were doing well Thursday night.

"We both would love to have more," he said.

The cable network TLC broadcasts a weekly show about the Duggars called "17 Kids and Counting." Chris Finnegan of TLC -- which handles public relations for the Duggar family -- said the show's name would be updated to account for the latest addition to the family. He said TLC also will air a show Monday on the baby's delivery.

Jim Bob Duggar is 43, a year older than his wife. Their oldest child, Joshua, is 20.

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jordyn-Grace, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 17; Jessa, 16; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 12; Joy-Anna, 11; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 8; James, 7; Justin, 6; Jackson, 4; Johannah, 3; and Jennifer, 1.

"Our whole family is excited about Jordyn's addition to our family," Jim Bob Duggar said. "She's just perfect in every way."

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Tamari

Tamari

HOPEFUL

USA

DEC 21, 2008 06:53 PM

That's insane, They must have the patients of a saint.....I can barely handle my 2. eeek

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

DEC 21, 2008 07:04 PM

cant they just give her vagina laces, like a tennis shoe? It would be easier.

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

DEC 21, 2008 08:06 PM

Damn I just realized there's another thread about this... frown

Let's make 16 more just to see how annoying it'll become!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 21, 2008 08:27 PM

Congratulations to the Duggar family.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

DEC 21, 2008 09:06 PM

.....they have a TV show? I think I missed that part, previously. Can we stop rewarding people for this sort of thing? Please?

gdarklighter

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA
August 2005

DEC 22, 2008 12:41 AM

Is there a reason you ignored the perfectly good thread already devoted to this topic? Also, is there a reason you can't properly quote and link your sources?

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

DEC 22, 2008 08:41 AM

gdarklighter said:
Is there a reason you ignored the perfectly good thread already devoted to this topic? Also, is there a reason you can't properly quote and link your sources?



I didn't see that thread. A delete option would be perfect for this sort of thing!

And we all know I didn't write that article..

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

DEC 22, 2008 08:46 AM

attn_Hussein_ho said:
cant they just give her vagina laces, like a tennis shoe? It would be easier.



Or a zipper in her cesarean.

Perdita

Perdita

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 23, 2008 10:14 PM

her vag is gonna be all flappity if it itsn't already.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

DEC 23, 2008 10:54 PM

attn_Hussein_ho said:
cant they just give her vagina laces, like a tennis shoe? It would be easier.



pfft.. zippers FTW.

ohash

ohash

Columbus, OH
May 2007

DEC 24, 2008 07:17 AM

Perdita said:
her vag is gonna be all flappity if it itsn't already.



Clearly, that doesn't bother hubby very much, if at all...

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

DEC 24, 2008 07:56 AM

Perdita said:
her vag is gonna be all flappity if it itsn't already.



You'd think a 7lb baby would just fall out at this point.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 24, 2008 08:40 AM

mydogfarted said:

Perdita said:
her vag is gonna be all flappity if it itsn't already.



You'd think a 7lb baby would just fall out at this point.



for sure. it's a fucking assembly line.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 24, 2008 08:42 AM

MrCrisp said:
it's a fucking assembly line.



Quoted for accidental truth.