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DEC 21, 2008 04:06 PM
DEC 22, 2008 11:35 PM
MisterEnrolled said:
DIRTYHANDS89 said:
enough salt can kill you, but i dont know if this bacon is salty. i think you might end up in the hospital if you dont check your heart rate and if you dont drink enough water, besides that maybe just a full "hurt" belly 
Why did you come to this thread just to ruin the fun? Do you say to people in restaurants, "excuse me, but bacon can kill you."? BACON OR GTFO.
if she goes through with it sure its all "YAY! AND ROCK ON! BACON! (alright) 
" till she is hunched over a toilet pukin her guts out. i want her to win the bet and be smart not DIE. also this is why she posted this in "lifestyle" and not "silliness" for real feedback.
so FACE!!! scratch-moded
Quirky
Birmingham, AL
October 2005
DEC 23, 2008 08:26 AM
Mocha, you had better be doing this on a bet. I'd recommend you do it otherwise, but do remember to drink lots of water.
DEC 28, 2008 11:45 PM
Scotty said:
God, that is SO bad for you.
I eat bacon with tons of maple syrup all over it.
I propose a baconpan smilie. 
DEC 29, 2008 07:23 AM
Squire said:
Use one of those microwave bacon trays.
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That one works great. Microwaving bacon is the bomb. No flabby undercooked sections, fast, easy to make it as crisp as you like. The only downside is the splatter can be messy to clean up.
You do need a microwave with a turntable though, sometimes lacking on bottom of the line cheapies or Reagan-era units.
DEC 29, 2008 05:42 PM
DevilsReject
Cleveland, OH
February 2007
DEC 29, 2008 05:52 PM
i got a tingling sensation in my left arm just reading that.
did you actually put the beer on it, or was that just for consumption while eating the bacon cheese log?
DEC 29, 2008 08:09 PM
I love Ready Crisp Bacon:
30 seconds in the microwave, and its done! And crispy.. Mmmm...
DEC 30, 2008 01:32 PM
Stiles said:
bacon = about 13 fat calories per strip
300 strips (5 grams each) = 4000 calories of fat = about a pound and a half of mostly fat.
All bets are off as to how much your body will hate you after horking down that much fat.
The numbers I'm pulling disagree
Still, at 43 total calories per strip, we're only talking 12,900 per person. That's enough to gain about 3 pounds, except for that little detail about the body rejecting most of it as overwhelming and indigestible.
We definitely need to nominate her for some kind of award from Bacon Camp at Burning Man if she pulls it off.
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DEC 30, 2008 01:36 PM
DEC 30, 2008 02:38 PM
DEC 30, 2008 03:01 PM
microwave bacon is a let down...at least to me...
the crispier the better!
mmmmm
DEC 30, 2008 03:24 PM
That is all.
Quirky
Birmingham, AL
October 2005
DEC 21, 2008 10:38 AM