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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 18, 2008 08:25 AM


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"You guys are gonna love my nuts."

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 18, 2008 08:45 AM

Why are infomercial guys such fucking assholes?

Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

DEC 18, 2008 08:59 AM

Morgan said:
Why are infomercial guys such fucking assholes?



Well, if porn has taught us anything, it's that assholes sell.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 18, 2008 09:08 AM

I like how the chopped strawberry sparkles.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

DEC 18, 2008 09:33 AM

You're gonna love my nuts!

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

DEC 18, 2008 09:53 AM

I kinda want to try that now

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

DEC 18, 2008 10:46 AM

I had to send mine back. It was broken. My food didn't sparkle after I would Slap Chop it.

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

DEC 18, 2008 11:05 AM

It does not surprise me at all that that man is named Vince.

"Tacos. Fettucini. Linguini. Martini. Bikini."

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 18, 2008 11:24 AM

I want one. I don't think this guy is a douchebag at all.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 18, 2008 02:59 PM

It's true. I don't eat salad because I so loathe wiping off the cutting board and knife afterwards. So much work, cutting up lettuce is!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

DEC 18, 2008 03:19 PM

Is it made by the Germans? You know the Germans make good stuff.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

DEC 18, 2008 03:27 PM

A challenger appears.

pillboxhat

pillboxhat

I'm lost
November 2004

DEC 18, 2008 03:45 PM

Billy Mays!

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

DEC 18, 2008 03:54 PM

What the hell, they took it down. Why would you pull a commercial from youtube? That's free advertising!

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

DEC 18, 2008 09:07 PM

SnakePlissken said:
A challenger appears.



He frightens me.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 18, 2008 09:36 PM

Trevallion said:
What the hell, they took it down. Why would you pull a commercial from youtube? That's free advertising!



Stil available here, though!

Operators are standing by!

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 19, 2008 09:17 AM

Roethke said:
It's true. I don't eat salad because I so loathe wiping off the cutting board and knife afterwards. So much work, cutting up lettuce is!



I just installed a vending machine in my house that shovels food into my mouth at the press of a button. I'm tired of all that cutting and chopping!

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 19, 2008 09:55 AM

Lemonkid said:

Roethke said:
It's true. I don't eat salad because I so loathe wiping off the cutting board and knife afterwards. So much work, cutting up lettuce is!



I just installed a vending machine in my house that shovels food into my mouth at the press of a button. I'm tired of all that cutting and chopping!



You laugh, but I'd buy this.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 19, 2008 09:57 AM

Subrosa said:

Lemonkid said:

Roethke said:
It's true. I don't eat salad because I so loathe wiping off the cutting board and knife afterwards. So much work, cutting up lettuce is!



I just installed a vending machine in my house that shovels food into my mouth at the press of a button. I'm tired of all that cutting and chopping!



You laugh, but I'd buy this.



I'd buy a dozen.

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

DEC 19, 2008 10:09 AM

TACOS, FETTUCCINE, LINGUINE, MARTINI!!!!

this guy is also responsible for one of the worst movies ever made:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

DEC 19, 2008 10:15 AM

Epic Battle:
Vince Offer vs. Church of Scientology

This would make an awesome cartoon.

Everybody dies.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

DEC 19, 2008 12:19 PM

Where's my burrito machine?

nakedmermaid

nakedmermaid

Vernon Rockville, CT
October 2008

DEC 21, 2008 04:05 PM

MisterEnrolled said:
I want one. I don't think this guy is a douchebag at all.



i want one too. lol

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 21, 2008 05:03 PM

This is the Shamwow guy too right?

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

DEC 21, 2008 05:59 PM

Thistle said:
This is the Shamwow guy too right?



yes. the very scary shamwow guy that comes on my television and haunts me around 3 a.m. when the discovery channel is done educating you, they dumb you down with is infomercials.

However, you're gonna love his nuts!

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