Human : The other white meat.

I like this quote:
"I have his face permanently before me. That's the sign of a friendly relationship."

No, that's the sign you're completely insane.

Wow, this thread sure is a good benchmark to see all the totally fuckin' insane people on SG nowadays. And while I myself am fascinated by cannibalism, it's the psychological/criminal aspect of it, not the actual physical act itself.

Remember that southpark episode where they have an episode of cannibalistic frenzy after being trapped in a snowstorm? didn't that make you want to lose it completely, right there?

Hey Rumpus, you're in Germany. Is it all over the news, or what? How's everyone reacting to it? And in Classic German fashion, is their a really cool extremely long word to describe this guy?

Also, when he said he had that guy's face before him, I'm betting it was becuase he literally had it on his mantlepiece.

Normally, I would feel really awful about making fun of someone who was killed, but this guy was, without a doubt, asking for it. It still makes me sad this guy didn't enjoy life enough that he would want to avoid being eaten. Couldn't he have just done something similar to donating his body to science after dying of natural causes, but instead of science, it could have been to the buffet line? Poor guy.

[Edited on Dec 04, 2003 by Hati]

I thought it was an interesting story...but really this German guy....urabane and rich and sophisticated cannibal...I think somebody has been watching Silence of the Lambs too much.

but this DOES remind me...and odd that I was just talking to the lovely Pyroerotica about this, but I want someday to make a reservation at a fancy resturany under the name "Donner" so when I arrive they can announce "Donner Party, table for six" and then we can all just collapse on the spot and proceed to gnaw on each other.

hey, anything as long as its not veal...humans=mmm, baby cow=eeeww!

*reconsiders that offer to go camping with Rumpus*

[Edited on Dec 04, 2003 by TheFuckOffKid]

My roommates and I were just talking about this, can you imagine the phone call from the guy who answered the ad? "yeah, I'm interested in being slaughtered to be eaten, am I speaking with the right person?"

What ever. I knew all you meat eaters were fucked in the head.

we are? then where are the non-meat eaters fucked?

Just when you thought you'd seen it all.

I am a carnivore, and I am extremely sure that I would never eat a man steak. Ever. I could be freezing to death in the mountains, with nothing to eat but my dead best friend, and I'm relatively sure I'd be laying right next to him very soon.

There used to be a website called "manbeef.com" that allegedly sold human meat for human consumption. Turns out it was a hoax.

Nobody's said it yet, so I will: Tastes like

never seen it, i'm afraid. i've only watched a handful of the Southparks. have a few cute ones on my comp, but that's it...

sorry, i'm no help here. i rarely get any media in general, so can't say... i'm pretty out of the loop!

I read somewhere that human meat tastes kind of sweet, and that the actual meat is very well-marbled and fatty. Now I wish to god I remember where I read that.

In any case, I'll honestly admit that I would be tempted to try it if circumstances were right. By that I mean insanity, trapped on a snowy mountain from a plane crash and being filmed by a crew from Hollywood, or whatever else.
I would be more than likely to puke horribly, however. I hope that if I DID eat human flesh, I'd puke horribly. I'd feel even weirder if I didn't.

Bleh.

no thanks, I don't like the idea of eating people. I'm a veggie and all animals are equally unappetizing. notice I said ALL.

It's things like this that make the world a very interesting place to be.Would I ever eat a human? Not if I had a choice.If it was in extreme circumstances though,like the movie "Alive", my instinct for survival would probably overcome my squeamishness.
Of course this means I'd probaly get a few more points on the hell quiz over on the dirty talk boards.

yeah ive read that too, it supposedly is the reason that once a bear has human flesh nothing else will just quite do.
we are addictive!!!!!!!!

i dont know where i read it either.

If I've eaten a cow's flesh, I might as well have eaten a human being's flesh. Then again, I have certain standards, and I shouldn't go below beef or pork...