Best Fitness Machine Ever!

Have you ever thought to yourself "Wow, I love running on a treadmill, but staying in one place is SO LAME"? Have you ever wanted something that would simulate the process of taking a jog around the block, but actually cost a lot extra and look 1000% dorkier than just taking a jog around the block? Yes? Me too!!!!

Well, my friends, we have our solution!

They're looking for investors!

Get in on the ground floor of SpeedFit™. It's like fun running without the fun!

build a fiberglass flinstone car over it and Im in!

seriously, the 2 man version is simultaneously the smartest and gayest thing ive seen in a while. "TED WE HAVE TO GET DOWNTOWN, BUT WERE OUT OF GAS, THE BIKES ARE FLAT AND RUNNING WOULD BE TOO SLOW!"

Yes, but Bill, what if we ran with the speed of TWO MEN!"*

*minus mechanical resistance.

I just want to know if you can offroad with it.

And, more importantly, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT!?!?!

the music. i am going to invest purely because of the music in the video

Good thing they shot that clip on a wide, flat, dry, paved, empty road. It looks like it would be hard to manage under any other conditions.

Seriously. I'm so fucking grooving right now.

It needs an intro. Something like "from the makers of Diet Crisco comes...."

"Have you ever thought: I love walking outside, but I hate getting my shoes dirty? IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!"

"Segway not dorky enough for you? We've got the answer!"

at last, i can run outdoors! my dreams, they have all come true!

That looks like a guy that can make magic happen. I should present him with my idea for a book rental service. Books are so expensive these days, wouldn't it be neat if you could go into a store and rent a book, and then return it once you're done? I think so!

There is a distinct lack of Castleton shirts in those videos.

I can't wait until they have a stationary bike version of this.

but it can race a porsche...!

I like this one better...a bit more sleek