NEWS: Plissken's Shit Food Review: Burger King Mushroom and Swiss Steakhouse Burger

As a person who has a near-constant hangover, the answer is no. But the 99 cent spicy chicken is totally edible.

thats good enough for me then

spicy chicken it is

You know, this food could really look nice if the people that worked at fast food places ever gave the tiniest shit about making decent food. It may be bad, but if it were made with any kind of care, those ingredients could've made a much more delicious and visually appealing sandwich.

Also, taking ingredients off (as it appears Plissken did) generally does make the sandwich look worse, as fast food employees are also terrible at making just a couple of ingredients look balanced.


I have to say though... At 7 dollars, this is getting pretty close to the price of a burger you could get at any ol' casual dining restaurant or any bar, and yet not close to the quality of a burger anywhere you get it on a plate. If they want to keep raising prices, they're gonna need to give people more of a reason to stray from the dollar menu.

Oh wait, the NEW shroom and swiss is differentiated from the OLD shroom and swiss by a switching to a shitty, easily burned, paper thin angus patty and not even bothering with the shitty, diseased lettuce and tomato at all. My mistake.

Actually that bad boy was straight off the shelf. No mods or left off ingredients.

Yup... $6.95 is a cheeseburger deluxe at most diners in NJ.

so were the lettuce and tomato in the commercial pic just a lie?

He's right, it was the old shroom and swiss that had lettuce and tomato. This one does not.

Hahaha love your sense of humour

.............genius

I'm both supremely disgusted, and craving a swiss mushroom burger from Billy's Tavern in Davie, FL. Curse you Plissken!

Jackyl - Check
Stephen King reference - Check
Hooker torsos - check

you my friend, are genius.