Ask Sicily, fucker!! (i am flux's twin tumor)

Sicily, where did you go?

What the fuck????
Does anyone know why she left?

*bump*

This thread is the best reading I've had all night...fuck! Now I really regret that she's gone!

Dear Sicily,

Wishing you were here.

Dear Sicily,

This thread just got 10x funnier

xoxxxox,
Hansel

In the off chance that you might be reading this and cackling at us all; you were my absolute favorite.

So like, I gut messel a problem cos I done gut this friend and he like went and dun got his like girl up the duff and he dun gut never went ever uses protection and she's all like "hey mister, I dun gut me a baby inside me" and i'm like, er, muh friend's all like "yeah whutever Marybeth-Suejolene but I dun gut no money for three of us" and she's like all biting muh ass, er, muh friend's ass off and she's all like "listen up yer goodfurnuttin sonofa git yersel a proper job and not Dunkin Donuts" and muh friend is all "hey yer dun gut no complainin every weeknight when yer eats all the returns" and she's all "shut yer face mister i dun gut eating whut fur two now yerhear" and i'm all "shutyerface biatch i provide fur yer and-" ...well basically Sicily yer mah only hope. Whut should I do?

EDIT: I mean whut should mah friend do?

[Edited on Sep 12, 2005 by Soliloquy]

Why don't you give any 'advice' anymore? Is it because you've lost interest?

well, fuck.

it's because she's lost her account.

In case you ever check this again:

Deas Sicily,

Don't you know we love you?

Lord_Frous, cabra acebollado

Oldie but a goodie.

Truth