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United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL
NOV 24, 2003 12:51 PM
Sicily said:
just as long as you punched her in the face as you got up... 
If I hadn't been with my dad, who's a pussy when it comes to violence, she'd've been missing teeth for tripping me
She knows she got off lightly
Spike
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NOV 24, 2003 02:55 PM
naiad said:
Dear Sicily,
Why did you break up with me like that? I mean why did you have to do in front of all of our freinds and then show them those scat pics that we took? I told you that i didn't want eveyone to know about that. Then when you slept with my Dad on Thanksgiving last year well, that really broke my heart. I mean, we were broken up by that point, and you weren't even supposed to be there!!! Why did you ruin my life????
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
dearest naiad,
well, what did you expect!? how can i be with someone who insists upon sleeping with every homeless crack-whore in the neighborhood?! the worst was when you came home with that syringe lodged in your twat...remember?! we couldn't get it out 'cause of the swollen infection. well, now we both have hepatitis, and are probably going to die soon. thanks a lot naiad!! oh, and your dad...i just needed a good deep dickin', i thought you'd appreciate it if i kept it in the family 
NOV 24, 2003 02:59 PM
NOV 24, 2003 03:05 PM
Amitabha said:
so, is this your question? well, if you must know, that is a penis. i believe you might have one, you should check it out some time. if you touch it enough, it might grow.
NOV 24, 2003 05:00 PM
Tell me that penis wasn't screaming TURKEY..
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 by Reagan]
NOV 24, 2003 05:12 PM
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NOV 24, 2003 07:39 PM
Dearest Siciloser,
I just got home from work and found that my cat had left an unusually long (4.75") shit log in the litter box. Now usually I don't eat cat shit, but something about this pretzel-like turd rolled in grey kitty litter just looked so...inviting.... Perhaps it was the fact that I hadn't eaten anything all day, save a couple of cigarette butts and a buffalo head nickel I found on the way home, or maybe it was some deep-seated coprophilia left over from my infancy when I - and this can be confirmed by my mother - "never went through the 'anal stage'"... I know not what forces propelled me to do it, but before I could stop myself I snatched up the lengthy turd and savagely bit off the end of it like a Slim Jim. And do you know what? The fucker didn't taste half bad!
My question is this: Will you do me in the pooper?
NOV 24, 2003 07:47 PM
NOV 24, 2003 10:21 PM
Reagan said:
Tell me that penis wasn't screaming TURKEY..
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 by Reagan]
hey reagan! that's a nice self-portrait...it really shows off your eyes
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NOV 24, 2003 10:34 PM
trismegistus said:
Dearest Siciloser,
I just got home from work and found that my cat had left an unusually long (4.75") shit log in the litter box. Now usually I don't eat cat shit, but something about this pretzel-like turd rolled in grey kitty litter just looked so...inviting.... Perhaps it was the fact that I hadn't eaten anything all day, save a couple of cigarette butts and a buffalo head nickel I found on the way home, or maybe it was some deep-seated coprophilia left over from my infancy when I - and this can be confirmed by my mother - "never went through the 'anal stage'"... I know not what forces propelled me to do it, but before I could stop myself I snatched up the lengthy turd and savagely bit off the end of it like a Slim Jim. And do you know what? The fucker didn't taste half bad!
My question is this: Will you do me in the pooper?
yeah, with a big piece of litter-infested cat shit... 
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 by Sicily]
jonasthewhale
San Francisco, CA
September 2003
NOV 24, 2003 12:50 PM