Diablo Cody hates Juno haters; randomly refers to Suicide Girls in her blog

Diablo Cody has had enough of people hating on her and Juno. She posted on her myspace blog about the hating, and yes, she's pissed:
I may have won 19 awards that you don't feel I earned, but it's neither original nor relevant to slag on Juno. Really. And you're not some bold, singular voice of dissent, You are exactly like everyone else in your zeitgeisty-demo-lifestyle pod. You are even like me. (I, too, loved Arrested Development! Aren't we a pretty pair of cultural mavericks? Hey, let's go bitch about how Black Kids are overrated!)

Also, she talks about people hating her because Diablo Cody is a screen name, and she writes: Writers and entertainers have been using pseudonyms for years. Chances are, you're spewing bile under an assumed screen name yourself. I'm sorry if you think I'm like some inked-up quasi-Suicide Girl derby cunt from 2002, but I like my fake name. It's engraved on an Oscar. Yours isn't.
Uh. "Inked up quasi-Suicide Girl derby cunt from 2002"?! Is that like a weird form of compliment? I can't even tell. I like Juno but I think, I don't know, perhaps Diablo should chill out and stop reading blogs?

i don't know what's more inane: 1.) diablo cody's mypace blog; 2.) someone reading diablo cody's blog and posting a thread about it on SG; or 3.) someone posting a response to a thread on SG about diablo cody's myspace blog

somewhere in hell right now, i imagine a baby is speaking giraffe.

She said what? We should go egg her house and shun her from the prom planning committee! [/highschool]

If you can't endure the haters, then don't try doing something potentially succesfull. Insecurity and fame are a bad pair.

That reminds me, I never finished watching that movie ....

That was a good movie. But she sounds like an annoying bitch. Seriously kid, nobody cares about you and your opinion. Just do the acting and then disappear.

That reminds me, I never did watch the copy my friend lent me before giving it back.

How long before there is a "Leave Diablo Cody alone" video?

She doesn't do the acting.

oh god I assumed this was the teenage actress in the movie, not the adult writer.

Now it's even more amusing.

Juno be a bit o' unwashed rat hair gatherin' crud in the bilge, says I!

Yarr, it practically screamed, "I BE HIP! LISTEN TO ME DIALOG AND REFERENCES TO MODERN CULTURE! 'HONEST TO BLOG!' IF YE INSULT ME, YE BE NO MORE THAN SOME FILTHY LUBBER WITH NO MIND FOR WHAT'S WHAT!"

Just because the lass got a pair, that don't make her film better, and it don't make me wrong for thinkin' it'd be better off for bein' tied to a rock and left at the bottom o' the ocean!

And it don't make me wrong that others see the same as I. If ye be receivin' a lot of guff, lass, mayhaps the problem be with ye and not with we?

Who be sayin' "honest to blog" anyway? Yarr, completely ridiculous.

wow. people are actually "talking like a pirate"? even online?

This be a holy day an' I'll not have ye blasphemin' it!

We be fightin' global warming!

With the job market being what it is, most pirates find themselves unemployed and, as a result, are now dividing their time between complaining about movies on the internet and chasing down job openings at nautical-themed restaurants.

Hey it would've been a good movie without the shitty MySpace dialogue.

It may've been passable, I'll grant ye that much. But its supposed cleverness is exactly what garnered it such infamy, and exactly what made me wish for a plank to walk off.

I have no idea who Diablo Cody is, nor what Juno is.

I think that brings us to a third level of holier-than-thou.

And I bring it to a fourth.

The Haterade doth flow richly through these intertubes.

I love the whole "I have an Oscar, you don't" part. Big deal. Titanic won the Best Picture Oscar over LA Confidential back in '97. They've made mistakes before.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO SOUND COOL! YOU REALLY KNOW WHO SHE IS AND WORSHIP THE GROUP SHE WALKS ON! JEALOUS!

No, I actually don't. I am a recluse, however, so that may explain why I don't know.

It would be crazy to have "Paul Nikon" on an oscar.

I still can't believe that movie actually won an Oscar.

It should have been The Savages.

There's a name for this.

Meta-inanity.