(Sept 19) International Talk like a Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Real pirates don't need a special day.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be off plundering you wannabes.

Oh, it's International Annoy Everyone Around You Day again already?

i had no idea about this until i went to lunch today and all the staff were dressed as pirates.

Yar...'tis now the 19th of the 9th month, and the time is ripe to begin the celebrations! Arrr!

(reads so much better out loud than written)

And now you're supported by Google!

Aye that it be, wench. Climb abard and sail the seas o' language ma'erisms wi' me!

i have a hat, a bottle of rum, and swords that tell me otherwise, you slanderous, pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece.

Bless the lil' bugger an' his indomitable will! He be off pirating other worlds an' doin' us proud!

It brings a tear to me remainin' eye.

did you know, pirates most often wore eye patches so that they'd be able to see much more better when bellow decks or on watch at night?

Come again, lad?

I be swimmin' in wimmin' afore the sun she sets todee! Avast, I must away to the househeld maelstrom, n' washe me stinkin putrided self so's the wenches of yonder coast do spot me one eye n' cavort w'me til sun she rises! Arr!!!

I have the best birthday ever!

now you're not making any sense at all.

Is the Phoenix Lander related to this guy?

When is International-Sleep-In-Late-During-the-Middle-of-the-Work-Week-Day?

for me? Wednesday.

I'm waiting for International Talk Like a Ninja Day.

That's where I'm a Viking!

I'm hoping for an international talk like Grampa Simpson day.

Fer all yer typin' needs, scalawags!

That will be a very quiet day.