MisterSatan's Mom Needs YOUR Help, Kids!

Okay, here's the deal. My mom is one of the awesomest people I know, and not just because she gave me life and all that crap. She's fuckin' rad anyway- just think how rad a person would have to be to raise ME?

Anyway, now she needs your help, SG. See, for the holidays this year, she had this awesome idea. Her new boyfriend is a biker- he just bought a new Harley Fatboy. BRAND new. Anyhoo, what she's doing for him is seeing how many t-shirts from different Harley Davidson shops she can collect from around the country (and even beyond) to give to him at Christmas. And before you negative Nellies can go "why doesn't she just order them off the internet?", think about it- ANYONE could do that. But the fact that my mom is so fucking awesome and sweet means that she's seeing how many she can get without just ordering them- she wants to see how many she can get hand-delivered (so to speak).

This is where you guys come in.

Now, I've made friends with a lot of you guys from around the good ol' USA, and even further out (Canada, the UK... well, mainly just Canada and the UK). If anyone wants to send me a t-shirt from their local HD dealership that says, "So-and-so Harley Davidson, Whereveryouare, USA", in an XXL, black, I (or my rad mom) would reimburse you.

And if you're just posting in this thread to slag my mom, slag me instead. She's not a member of the site, she doesn't have over 10,000 posts, and it's not her fault she gave birth to a pudgy retard. If you still feel like you have to say something negative, say it about me instead. Thanks.

i love you. i'll pick one up at michael's harley and bring it with me when i come up.

I love you. I will reimburse you both with cash and sexual favors.

YER MOM!

i'll see about the t-shirt thing to i just had to say.

I'll get boston covered for ya. I'll see if one of the nice NH SG's can snag one as well.

This is cool shit and is why even 12,000 posts later we still keep you around.

I want a brand new Harley fatboy, but it is probably too much bike for little ol' me. There is a local Harley here in Iowa, what size are we talking?

XXL, black.

You guys are the best.

http://www.sheldons.com/

aye aye Cap'n. just email me the info, I will pick up the shipping.

I believe there's a dealership in Absecon, NJ. I'll check it out.

If I can find a Harley dealer out here, You've got Maui covered

Well, West Coast Choppers isn't that far away, not exactly what you were looking for, though...

And by the way, how cool is it that Satan's stepdad rides a Harley? I know, I know, not Stepdad, per se, just Mom's boyfriend, but think of the songs you could write with that kind of material.

I'll keep it in mind, but it's sorta low on the priority list - no offense to yer mom.

But yeah, I might be able to cover Calgary for ya.

I know we're not very good friends, or even friends at all, but I will pick up a Kansas City Harley shirt first chance I get (Thursday night or Friday during the day). As long as I do get reimbursed, though, because my car's in the shop and I'm poor. What's the address? If you're e-mailing the addresses individually, the e-mail you can send it to for me is: folroldeolrol2@aol.com.

There's a Harley Shop just up the road from me If they got the shirts, you, your mom and your moms boyfriend got one.

No prob Doc.....

One down the road from my flat.

There's one in Media, PA ... I'll hook you up.

Is, uh, Bellingham, WA far enough away from Seattle...? If they have shirts for podunk towns like that? 'Cause I'll totally take a Greyhound just to find out if the dealership up there has such shirts. Because Bellingham is meaninful to me, even if I donnae live there anymore... and I'd like to pass some of that love along... or... um... some junk.

There is a Harley shop about half an hour from me, that I wouldn't mind going to (no where cool though - just some crappy town!).
Still interested?

I could get you one from the shop in Tacoma.. but if i did.. im sure yer moms man would beat me up. [im fragile..]

I believe we have one in Kalamazoo. I'll check it out.

Well, he's GOT one from there- that's where he bought the bike, ya goob.

would he be bummed out if he got one from the local gay bar?

Dude u r the shit> I wish I could think of something as cool this for my mom
I'll see what I can find