TV ads that make you hit the mute, are gross, you just hate...

^^ it's fucking exploitive lame.

The ads for Disaster Movie. And those little ads on the internet.
They like go over your screen. And do some kind of flash player thing.

Not to mention gaudy. And tacky. They're asking people to pay money for this crap in today's economy?

And the announcer's voice. There is something about it that makes me want to drive a rusty spike into both of my ears, so I never have to hear him speak again!

The better solution would be to drive a rusty spike through the part of his brain that controls speech.

I can't remember the product, but it shows a guy sitting by a water cooler. A female office worker stops, pulls his nose up, and drinks from his mouth like it's a drinking fountain.

Nasty.

Mentos. I also get the willies from that one.

Those damn VW commercials with the talking VW bug with the German accent. Fuck it is annoying. The one where its hitting on the lady is super creepy for some reason too.

_Sarah_ said:
I can't remember the product, but it shows a guy sitting by a water cooler. A female office worker stops, pulls his nose up, and drinks from his mouth like it's a drinking fountain.

Nasty.

UUGHHH!!! I had forgotten about those!! Haven't seen them around here, but was visiting a freind and they ran every other show. The first time or two I saw it, I wasn't paying that much attention, thought she was just kissing him or something. By the third or fourth time I had unfortunately realized what the shot really was. (it says something about being 'mouth-watering' on the ad - -the sick irony!!) Since my freinds live-in plays the TV 24/7 I spent the rest of the visit slightly nauseous!!

And I also want to add my absolute agreement for all who mentioned the awful 'make-a-buck-on-a-tragedy' crap, that they sell in the guise of being patriotic!! Nerve grating to start, the announcers voice, the cheesiness, everything; but worse is the fact that there are people out there circling such an event like vultures. It's depressing to think that there are those who can react to something like that by rubbing their hands together and drooling, while slopping together some way to make a profit off of it.

I can't believe nobody mentioned Jonas Brothers + Target back to school commercials!

I love meat and I want to reach through the screen and choke that douchebag.

Oh I don't even care about that.

He just sounds like the kind of thoughtless dick who makes people think I'm the devil for enjoying a fucking hamburger from time to time.

It's still completely weird to me that people watch commercials.

I don't pre-record everything and I don't always flip channels when they come on. It's not like I actively sit and pay attention but they do play in the background.

Admittedly I'm super spoiled with my TiVo HD, Apple TV, Roku Netflix Player, and DVDs, but there's lots of other free options. None of them provide the ease of a pair of rabbit ears and a cheap TV, but the Internets are a wonderful place to find commercial-free entertainment.

But some are really good. Like the Burger King commercials. You don't see an angry guy in a hamburger costume everyday. Yelling to Subway YOU GOT NOTHING NOTHING!

Yes, but sometimes I like flipping through to see what's on TV. And sometimes there are programs on that I wouldn't normally think to download or seek out online or tape in advance. So I either have to tape them then or I can sit and watch them and deal with commercials.

And sometimes I like watching shows at their normal broadcast times instead of having to wait several hours to find them on the net or save eight minutes fast forwarding commercials.

i fucking hate those Enzyte commercials

*shudder*

Those commercials make me want to gouge my ears and eyes. I hate the stupid whistling theme, and his stupid facial expression, and GAH.

yeah. everything i watch is stored on my server, so on the rare occasion i see a commercial, they seem almost surreal.