Lifestyle

TOPICS:

Previous

PAGE: 

1 ... 

72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76

 ... 944

Next

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Next

evelynnadelle

evelynnadelle

Tuvalu
August 2008

AUG 27, 2008 07:00 PM

There are sooo many!! But right now there's a med ad that talks about the risk of having a risk of risking....you get the picture. Don't remember the med name but they are yammering about PAD? and couldn't cram the word 'risk' in there again if they tried.

Also anything with with the idiot we used to refer to as 'The Oxy Moron' (in ads for Oxy-Clean, a detergent, I think) He is in a bunch now, mostly for useless crap. I don't know why since it seems to be a given that know one will ever hear the ad, as everyone I know scrambles for the mute button as soon as they hear him start to yell.

As for gross, this is meant to be cute I think, but those damn little cartoon bears that sit behind trees and take a shit (a 'what do bears do in the woods' reference I suppose - gee how precious puke ) then go dancing around in praisie of the advertisers TP and demonstrating how the wrong brand can stick to your ass!! Maybe it's me, but I find the whole series just off! (there are far worse i know...)

Any others? Some might love the very thing another hates, but this is just to express your own veiw. " De gustibus non disputandum est" as they say!!!! (You cannot dispute someone elses taste)

wickedmonkey

wickedmonkey

Pawtucket, RI
June 2004

AUG 27, 2008 07:08 PM

any of those commercials that show toe fungus. puke

DeadBilly

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA
February 2004

AUG 27, 2008 07:11 PM

The Britta "drink responsibly" commercial. The pouring water at the end sounds like somebody pissing.

evelynnadelle

evelynnadelle

Tuvalu
August 2008

AUG 27, 2008 07:47 PM

wickedmonkey said:
any of those commercials that show toe fungus. puke



God yes!!! That little THING that yanks up the toenail, and crawls in, to start scratching around?!?! Eeuhh!!! Shudder!!!

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 27, 2008 08:47 PM

That ClearBlue pregnancy test. The most sophisticated technology...that you will ever pee on.

Nomi

Nomi

USA
June 2006

AUG 27, 2008 08:57 PM

zoom image

Note the skin shavings (!!!) being dumped out in the upper right-hand corner. puke



Also, the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan chokes me up every time. Since they show it nonfuckingstop, I've resorted to changing the channel until it's over. A bold move, I know. tongue

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

AUG 27, 2008 09:16 PM

Fuck that Geico lizard motherfucker, I've had enough of his ass!

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

AUG 27, 2008 09:18 PM

Nomi said:
zoom image

Note the skin shavings (!!!) being dumped out in the upper right-hand corner. puke



I agree with this one and its grossness. I also love how it tells you you'll never go for a pedicure again.....like this thing is a replacement for spa bubbles, massage and those gorgeous Vietnamese ladies.

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

AUG 27, 2008 09:19 PM

Jena said:
Fuck that Geico lizard motherfucker, I've had enough of his ass!



Why does he have a British accent? And the upset caveman commercials are a lot funnier. I like the one where the girl takes off her top.

A plane flies overhead advertising Geico he sees it and says I'll be in the car. and storms off.

Still makes me laugh really hard at my tv.

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

AUG 27, 2008 09:20 PM

pomfelo said:
That ClearBlue pregnancy test. The most sophisticated technology...that you will ever pee on.



I was also kind of "eww" over this one.

siamkittie

siamkittie

New York, NY
March 2006

AUG 27, 2008 11:24 PM

Back-to-back commercials for vagisil and tampons. Frickin gross!

In NYC, they play the commercials with the guy that has a voice box from smoking and shows all the things that he could do. Also another anti-smoking ad about icky lungs and amputating a guys foot because of smoking.

evelynnadelle

evelynnadelle

Tuvalu
August 2008

AUG 27, 2008 11:53 PM

Jena said:

Nomi said:
zoom image

Note the skin shavings (!!!) being dumped out in the upper right-hand corner. puke



I agree with this one and its grossness. I also love how it tells you you'll never go for a pedicure again.....like this thing is a replacement for spa bubbles, massage and those gorgeous Vietnamese ladies.



Truckloads of disgust for this one too!! Especially since someone showed me a clip (I'm sure it's on You Tube somewhere) of a take-off from this ad; people are eating salad or pasta or something, the waiter asks if they would like parmesan.... I shall say no more!

evelynnadelle

evelynnadelle

Tuvalu
August 2008

AUG 28, 2008 12:00 AM

Almost any of the "woody-in-a-bottle" ads; but especially that one which apparently has the side effect of making you want to drag seperate (seperate, mind you) matching claw-footed tubs out into the wilderness and bathe. What the hell is that about?!?!

Jena

Jena

New York, NY
June 2003

AUG 28, 2008 12:19 AM

evelynnadelle said:

Nomi said:
zoom image

Note the skin shavings (!!!) being dumped out in the upper right-hand corner. puke



Truckloads of disgust for this one too!! Especially since someone showed me a clip (I'm sure it's on You Tube somewhere) of a take-off from this ad; people are eating salad or pasta or something, the waiter asks if they would like parmesan.... I shall say no more!



On the nose.

Silently_Sarah

Silently_Sarah

USA
December 2007

AUG 28, 2008 12:44 AM

That goddamn deodorant commercial where shes like "You now have 5 reasons to raise your arms!" and she goes around being a fuck-wad moron. It's just damn annoying how stupid she's being, I always rush to find the remote to change the channel or hit mute when it comes on.

Also, all those commercials about medications and possibly side effects and "If you or a family member has suffered from..." just to sue the pharmaceutical company. Those make me feel a bit sick even, because there constantly on and to me it just reminds me of how sue-happy people are.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

AUG 28, 2008 02:09 AM

pretty much any ad put out by McDonald's. i mean, i don't dislike McD's any more than i hate any other fast food restaurant. but their ads never fail to fill me with rage, for some reason. i don't even know how to put into words why i hate their ads so much. something about how false they seem, i think.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 28, 2008 08:19 AM

Silently_Sarah said:
That goddamn deodorant commercial where shes like "You now have 5 reasons to raise your arms!" and she goes around being a fuck-wad moron. It's just damn annoying how stupid she's being, I always rush to find the remote to change the channel or hit mute when it comes on.



I hate that one! If I were that cabby (the one she's like "oh, never mind, I just wanted to flash my pits" to) I would have punched her. Right in her damn armpits.

I don't know if it's local to me or not, but the one I'm hating on the most is the opera-singing J.G. Wentworth commercial.

LimoWreck

LimoWreck

I'm lost
October 2007

AUG 28, 2008 08:37 AM

Morgan said:

Silently_Sarah said:
That goddamn deodorant commercial where shes like "You now have 5 reasons to raise your arms!" and she goes around being a fuck-wad moron. It's just damn annoying how stupid she's being, I always rush to find the remote to change the channel or hit mute when it comes on.



I hate that one! If I were that cabby (the one she's like "oh, never mind, I just wanted to flash my pits" to) I would have punched her. Right in her damn armpits.

I don't know if it's local to me or not, but the one I'm hating on the most is the opera-singing J.G. Wentworth commercial.



I hate
any J. G. Wentworth commercial.

And now I have that bloody quote in my head! "It's your money, use it when you need it!"

Haven't heard the opera one, thank heavens. I think I'd curl into a ball and weep.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 28, 2008 08:59 AM

DknessTakeMyHand said:
Haven't heard the opera one, thank heavens. I think I'd curl into a ball and weep.



The worst part is that the jingle gets stuck in your head and plays over and over and over.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

AUG 28, 2008 09:06 AM

LimoWreck

LimoWreck

I'm lost
October 2007

AUG 28, 2008 09:12 AM

Morgan said:

DknessTakeMyHand said:
Haven't heard the opera one, thank heavens. I think I'd curl into a ball and weep.



The worst part is that the jingle gets stuck in your head and plays over and over and over.



I'm so glad I don't have time to watch TV sometimes.

evelynnadelle

evelynnadelle

Tuvalu
August 2008

AUG 28, 2008 11:12 AM

Morgan said:

Silently_Sarah said:
That goddamn deodorant commercial where shes like "You now have 5 reasons to raise your arms!" and she goes around being a fuck-wad moron. It's just damn annoying how stupid she's being, I always rush to find the remote to change the channel or hit mute when it comes on.



I hate that one! If I were that cabby (the one she's like "oh, never mind, I just wanted to flash my pits" to) I would have punched her. Right in her damn armpits.

I don't know if it's local to me or not, but the one I'm hating on the most is the opera-singing J.G. Wentworth commercial.



Sarah you are SO right on the 'armpit' commercial!! I want to see one where the cabby just steps on the gas at the end of the ad!! There, dammit, de-oderize that!!

And on the Wentworth ones, I'm not sure if they're local there or not, Morgan, I haven't seen it yet, but if it's anything like the ones I completely loathe, that keep playing in SF, where all these people keep screaming the slogan out of windows and crap, --I can only imagine the horror!!



Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 28, 2008 11:37 AM

evelynnadelle said:
And on the Wentworth ones, I'm not sure if they're local there or not, Morgan, I haven't seen it yet, but if it's anything like the ones I completely loathe, that keep playing in SF, where all these people keep screaming the slogan out of windows and crap, --I can only imagine the horror!!



It's worse. This one has singing. blackeyed

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

AUG 28, 2008 11:49 AM

"On vehix.com you can literally take a test drive...."

No you fucking can't you stupid twat! You can virtually take one!

Basically, the rampant and incorrect over-usage of the word "literally" drives me bonkers. It seems people use it to add emphasis and it drives me crazy.

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

AUG 28, 2008 12:03 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Basically, the rampant and incorrect over-usage of the word "literally" drives me bonkers. It seems people use it to add emphasis and it drives me crazy.



Reminds me of that King Of Queens episode. smile

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Next