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AUG 24, 2008 11:45 PM
AUG 25, 2008 12:23 AM
RudieCantFail
I'm lost
January 2006
AUG 25, 2008 01:53 AM
Odradek said:
Hopefully better than that historical rape-job, Hidalgo.
You watch your whore mouth when you talk about Hidalgo. 
AUG 25, 2008 10:08 AM
AUG 25, 2008 10:40 AM
Drake said:
scylis said:
Drake said:
kidcabernet said:
Ya but I didn't catch who the main bad guy was. I can't get into a western unless there's a showdown with a psychopathic badass.
It's Jeremy Irons, the most amazing man that ever lived and the only actor capable of delivering his lines in Eragon (worst movie in history of planet) with style and gravitas. Yay!
you've obviously not seen Manos: the... Hands of Fate.
Well, no... was it also based on a novel written by a 15-year-old?
No , but it was made by & starred a horse manure magnate 
And once you've seen Torgo & his freakishly big knees , you'll know that nothing says quality film making quite like Manos - the Hands of Fate .
AUG 25, 2008 10:42 AM
AUG 25, 2008 11:26 AM
Nate_Trip said:
This was exciting until they revealed Renee Zellweger. She's so terrible there's no way I can see this without hearing a score of favorable reviews first.
i like her, but it looks to me like she's just the boobs of the movie. her lines will, i expect, all be variations on "please don't be a badass gunslinger," except one time towards the end when she says some variation on "go be a badass gunslinger". hard to see any actress ruining Ed Harris + Viggo Mortensen + Jeremy Irons, given such a limited role.
also, am i the only one who's noticed that Viggo is the second coming of Terrence Hill?
AUG 25, 2008 12:08 PM
formerviking said:
Drake said:
scylis said:
Drake said:
kidcabernet said:
Ya but I didn't catch who the main bad guy was. I can't get into a western unless there's a showdown with a psychopathic badass.
It's Jeremy Irons, the most amazing man that ever lived and the only actor capable of delivering his lines in Eragon (worst movie in history of planet) with style and gravitas. Yay!
you've obviously not seen Manos: the... Hands of Fate.
Well, no... was it also based on a novel written by a 15-year-old?
No , but it was made by & starred a horse manure magnate And once you've seen Torgo & his freakishly big knees , you'll know that nothing says quality film making quite like Manos - the Hands of Fate .
the movie was so bad, the actor who played the aforementioned Torgo killed himself.
it opens with what feels like a 20 minute driving scene with no lines or explanation.
it was filmed with a hand-held camera that was only able to film 32 seconds at a time, because it was hand-wound. it also couldn't record sound. everything was recorded later, supposedly by two men and one woman. the actress who played Debbie cried when she heard her dubbed voice.
look, it was so bad, Dr. Forrester and Frank apologized to Joel and the bots for having them watch it on Mystery Science Theater 3000, because while they purposefully send them bad movies they have to watch, that one was beyond horrible.
realistic67
Vancouver, BC
August 2005
AUG 24, 2008 11:31 PM