NEWS: PETA: Why Do You Hate Humans?

CULTURE: PETA: Why Do You Hate Humans?

Oh PETA, you adorable scamp, you. When will you knock it the fuck off already? It's getting old and stale, like the delicious bits of ground up cow shaped into patties, sitting in the back of my freezer since March.

You're really hurting your own cause, here. And you come real close to making me root against the animals! Think about that. Adorable, cute, empty-headed little fur-covered bastards and you're making me side against them. And if they weren't too stupid to talk, I bet they'd tell us they feel the same way.

Well, what did I expect from an organization that has Pam Anderson as its spokeswoman. More, I guess...

Fantastic!

Are they really so out of touch they expect an ad like this to work in the way they claim they intended? Are they aware of how the average person views the tragic ending of human life but are just out for ANY publicity at all? Do they just hate those super intelligent animals with opposable thumbs and knowledge of comic books (us!)?

No, PETA, I have no idea why you're a laughingstock who very few take seriously. Here's something, though... Maybe stop being a dick?

I'm sorry, I DO have a bad taste in my mouth, one sec while I wash it out with some ox blood... Mmmm, that always does the trick.

Back to the topic at hand. You're undercutting any point you could've made, when you reference a beheading. A recent beheading. You can't be stupid enough to think things work that way. Convince people, win them over, make a valid point. Don't anger them with images of one of their own, getting killed, then try to talk about that thing you were mentioning earlier.

People aren't in the dark about where meat comes from. Some of them just have a different position on it than you do.

I'm an idiot (though much, much smarter than any animal ever?) and even I can see that.

Think about how asinine that is. Picture yourself at a dinner party where the topic of a recent horrible murder has come up. Then picture the person at the end of the table piping up with, "Well, it's no different than what happens to animals every day."

Can you see how innapropriate that would be? How, at the very least, annoying and obnoxious it would be? Even without the use of graphic visual aids...

Go away PETA, you've stayed too long at the party. Take yer hat made of something less than leather and go.




TheCoolerKing is going to drink Brooklyn dry.

Speaking of asinine, why do so many articles discrediting PETA's actions (which, agreed, don't need any help since they do so just fine themselves) also discredit their own point with underhanded, tired jokes by the author on how they just looooooove the ground beef?

There was a much better thread than this one that had some reasonable discussion in it without too many useless meat jokes.

If you're looking for something free of tired, underhanded jokes you'd be wise to avoid coolerking articles.

"Like human victims, animals in slaughterhouses experience terror when they are attacked by a knife-wielding assailant,"

PETA is kinda of ridiculous with the way it trys to make points, i dont agree with peta, i LOVE meat, but i don't hate animals either.

I dont think a cow is frightened at a slaughter house because i doubt it knows whats coming, animals would be alot more frightened in a situation like this:

It's people like PETA that has inspired me to become a Meagan (pronounced MEE-gan). I don't eat anything that doesn't come from an animal. Proteins like milk and eggs are easy to get, but I'm having trouble finding a store that sells Meagan Bread and Meagan Pasta.

Going from zero to one hundred is as ridiculous as going from one hundred to zero.

Or...

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I recommend going to a slaughterhouse then.
They're terrified.
Just so you know.

I like PETA's principles a whole lot more than I like their practices.

Maybe they are. I just say i doubted it, but maybe, even still we are animals and we eat meat, we no longer hunt them down running through the forest as we once use to, but we eat them all the same. Just because we are more intelligent and more evolved than the Shark or the Lion means we shouldn't eat meat? If god didnt want us to eat meat maybe he would have designed us a little differently.

Oh and i have been to a slaughter house, for a short period of time i worked in Garden City, KS at the Congra slaughter house, prior to fire of course. (in the packaging section) never actually saw a live cow.

Honestly? It's because I'm not capable of discussing meat without salivating over it. IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD.

Ah well, I'm off to eat some bacon-wrapped steaks... MMmmm.

We, however, are the one species which can choose not to.

So if we chose TO eat meat, we should be chastised?

Good. Do us a favour and stay gone this time.

Hahaha what?? Hmmmm, that's twice you've insulted me, uh, freakpirate.

Perhaps you'd be happier not reading my work, and keeping your comments on your blog or something?

Believe me... I try to avoid your articles whenever possible but, as I already linked, this story had come up before so I wanted to see if there was anything worthwhile here.

Apart from Viking's comment it doesn't look like it.