This is the kumite of thread making.

I'll drink PBR out of someone's shaved non-lubricated vagina while watching 28 Days Later and making fun of Mister Satan if you can somehow start a thread that doesn't de'ja vu me so hard that I'm thrown back in time. Even this thread has been done more than a ten year old Thai boy during corporate peak season.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sir, you are, now and forever, officially part of TEAM MOTHERFUCKER.

And why are we not making fun of Amitahba?

Damn! I knew I forgot something. Amitahba sucks dick so good because the sudden rush of meat in his vegan lifestyle is crazy overwhelming.

Wow. Just...WOW.

Wow... making fun of Bawitdaba is bringing a total sense of deja vu. We better try something else.

Also, why isn't your ass on AIM or chat or sending me smoke signals?

Look there now, dick.

Oh No! Fatty McFatfuck and the HalfBlac © Dirty Mexican with Scabies are going to make fun of me!!!1!!! BRING IT FUCKTARDS!

I'll destroy you with my gay powers of wit and intellect.

*yawn*

Yea.. who asked you? get outta here!

*scratch, scratch*

*yawn*

and please tell me why the board revolves around you and why we should cater to your every whim just so you don't get over de'ja vued?

dammit, now I have that damn song from Bloodsport stuck in my head

hmm. starting a thread now.

"Fight to surviiiiiiiiiiive!!! Kumite! Kumite!"

I'm only trying to challenge the powers of imagination and creativity that reside in all our hearts! Just come with me! Step into my time traveling rainbow ferrari and I'll take you on a magical journey of dreams and discovery! With a little time and a brief meeting with the king of puppet land, you'll gain the fatastic powers of believing in yourself! Or you can post a million comments in a thread about farting on your boyfriend. I don't really care one way or the other. Just don't run crying to me when people start talking about farts.

I'd meet your challenge, but I don't have a shaved vagina for you to drink out of.

Well I guess I'll just have to drink it out of your ass then, won't I Mr. Vaginaless!!!

(because I'm a butt pirate)

I'd buy that for a dollar! BODDICKER!!!!

Calm down UnnecessaryZ . . . put a couple of these in your mouth and relax.

Bored on the boards? Turn your computer off and step outside!

sorry, someone had to say it.

"Time traveling rainbow ferrari" is my new favorite word.