Disturbing qualities

what are some qualities of yourself you think people might find disturbing?

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my eight arms, my spiny carapace.

I'm unusually hairy and balding for a guy my age.

none at all

knowing who the OP is...

this astros cap i wear all the time & my amazing fisting abilities.

probably the noodle incident.

I have low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery

I have a really evil laugh

My height and deep voice.

When I argue with someone I know well, I go for the most tender emotional places they have in a swift violent assault.

1. Surprise
2. Fear
3. Ruthless efficiency

I went to art school.

I have them , I'm just really not sure what they are . I'm kind of tall & I tend to get , shall we say intense , at work . This had led folks to be afraid of me . I also tend to be helpful & funny at work , but all they remember is when I get mad at some idiocy going on around me . And I've tried working on that , but it's almost easier to just let them all keep their preconceived opinions of me .
It's funny to me that someone would be afraid of me . I've never even been in a real fight before .

"NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!"





as for me, probably my candor and the fact that nobody can ever tell when im joking/fucking with them.

Ive been told on several occassions that I "seem like the kind of guy who might just randomly snap" which I find odd because Im not particularly violent, but have had people expecting me to outright kill them on a whim

I am a nice man, with happy thoughts...all of the time.

i drink the blood of the innocent.

we can't be friends anymore.

I can't tell someone I love them until I've pooped in their shoes.

Unbridled bouts of retaliatory flatulence.

you are accused of being disturbing on three counts! disturbing by thought, disturbing by word, disturbing by deed, and disturbing by action . four counts.

I don't think it's the machete I insist on weilding manically, so I guess maybe my height. I'm disturbingly short.