Beverly Hills Chihuahua, or Bears vs Small Dogs

EATEN BY BEARS!



This Chihuahua is in danger of being eaten by bears in Mexico. I had no idea there were bears in Mexico, not counting those in zoos.

Sounds like The Dark Knight has some competition on the way.

Discuss.

Have you seen the teaser trailer?
WARNING: you can't unsee or unhear it.

Wow, it's like someone said, "Hey, remember that Taco Bell dog? Let's make him sing and dance and have him get chased by bears!"

I'd hate you for posting that if you hadn't given a clear warning ...

I'm almost terribly offended by this movie.

Maybe they could put some Mexicans in it that like to eat beans and want to escape their country to go to America! LAWLZ

I'm all kinds of considerate.

I'd like to see PETA, the AKC, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Republican Party all go head to head over a secret society of illegal immigrant chihuahuas.

i want to make Disney die now.

I just realized that this would have been way funnier if I'd added "and bears" after Republican Party. So pretend that I did because I just missed the edit window.

The only competition The Dark Knight has.... is Juno 2.

Leroy_Chihuahua will not be pleased with this.

this will be better:

Every decade gets the films it deserves.

Leroy?

edit: damn, Reject beat me to it.

I couldn't escape it when we went to see Wall-E. I wasn't sure if I wanted to stab my eyes out or go on a killing spree at Disney pictures.

Damn right, I am NOT pleased with this. What a fucking tease! Months ago, all these rad posters started showing up in Los Angeles and San Francisco with this awesome Shepard Fairey style chihuahua, saying HEEL and NO MAS, and I was like "Hmm, what is this for? I wonder if I can steal one of these?" and then over on LaBrea there was a suddenly giant stenciled outline of a chihuahua taking up like half the side of a building, and I'm thinking YES, THE MOTHERSHIP HAS LANDED AND IS GIVING THE SIGN! THE UPRISING IS AT HAND!! OUR SUPERIOR LIFEFORM WILL SOON CLAIM THIS PLANET AS OUR OWN!!!

.. er... wait... pretend I didn't say that. YOU HEARD NOTHING!

So anyway, yeah, I finally found the HEEL website and got all excited when Papi came on the screen...

... and then I saw the trailer for the movie.

WHAT A PIECE OF POOP THAT THING IS! That thing is a bigger pile of poop than... uh... a pile of poop left by a Great Dane or a Mastiff or something!

The advertising company is cooler than the movie.

Grrrrrr.

Look out for Dracula vs Darth Vader

Chihuahuas are adorable.

I'll be first in line.