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muteseh

muteseh

Royal Oak, MI
February 2003

NOV 04, 2003 01:45 PM

How was I to know he'd be hiding between the cushions?!

frown

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

NOV 04, 2003 02:28 PM

Joke's on you. He was all ready dead. HA! HA!

CookiePuss

CookiePuss

Dinosaur, CO
November 2002

NOV 04, 2003 05:00 PM

yay, now I have a reason to choke someone!

Grey

Grey

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

NOV 04, 2003 05:06 PM

it's okay, i was allergic to him anyway.

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 04, 2003 05:10 PM

Nuh-uh! I have a supercat! He's back from the dead...with avengence! miao!!

muteseh

muteseh

Royal Oak, MI
February 2003

NOV 04, 2003 06:16 PM

Impossible. His little spine was sticking out and everything.

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

NOV 04, 2003 06:18 PM

Fucker. mad

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 04, 2003 06:23 PM

muteseh said:
Impossible. His little spine was sticking out and everything.



You lie!

muteseh

muteseh

Royal Oak, MI
February 2003

NOV 04, 2003 06:23 PM

Hexe said:

muteseh said:
Impossible. His little spine was sticking out and everything.



You lie!



Mebbe it wasn't your cat?

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

NOV 04, 2003 06:27 PM

If you did I'd kick the fuck out of you

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 04, 2003 06:27 PM

Just 8 more to go.


Mac-1

muteseh

muteseh

Royal Oak, MI
February 2003

NOV 04, 2003 06:32 PM

MisterJesus said:
If you did I'd kick the fuck out of you



So I could laugh at how serious you are?

muteseh

muteseh

Royal Oak, MI
February 2003

NOV 04, 2003 06:32 PM

macbastard said:
Just 8 more to go.


Mac-1



5 for me.

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

NOV 04, 2003 06:44 PM

I'm at negative sixteen. That darn cat.

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

NOV 04, 2003 07:50 PM

themadking said:
That darn cat.





biggrin

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 04, 2003 09:40 PM

I deep-fried your cat and served him with a delectable tangy bbq sauce and a sprig of parsley. Delicious!

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

NOV 04, 2003 09:43 PM

This is why I have a dog.

tarbaby

tarbaby

I'm lost
April 2003

NOV 04, 2003 09:48 PM

my current profile pic:


i hate cats.
skull miao!! skull

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

NOV 04, 2003 10:04 PM

Are cats white meat or what?

Eva2

Eva2

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

NOV 04, 2003 10:08 PM

nah... they'd be all tough and sinewy, not good eats. puke

Phedre

Phedre

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

NOV 04, 2003 10:08 PM

Bastard. It's been years. I'm glad you finally had the balls to come forward. I mean, you hit the poor kitty and ran. It never had a chance. And you never had the decency to come bring him to my door and tell me what you'd done. The neighbors had to bring his poor little body frown

edit to say 7 is my lucky number, and this is my 777th post. So feel special wink

[Edited on Nov 04, 2003 by Phedre]

radiobastet

radiobastet

Portland, OR
April 2003

NOV 04, 2003 11:03 PM

Why, you sonofa.....

Wait a second. *checks 21st Century American Popular Culture Handbook*

OK, here we go:

Death = Funny.

Accidental Death = Very Funny.

Gory, Blood-and-Guts Accidental Death = Very, Very Funny.

Gory, Blood-and-Guts Accidental Death of Cute Cuddly Animal = FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

Ha ha ha! I get it now!

whatever

Lacey

Lacey

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

NOV 04, 2003 11:16 PM

*blink*

...pet cemetary...

Rumford

Rumford

Portland, OR
March 2003

NOV 05, 2003 12:18 AM

<grunts, stares at thread silently for a while, then tilts hat and spits in a can>

yep

fuji

fuji

Santa Cruz, CA
December 2002

NOV 05, 2003 12:40 AM

i fucked your cat.

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