Favorite SNL skits and quotes

A few of mine:

Sandler & Farley's Zagat ("Day and night she talks. Each word more useless than the last.")

Piscopo & Murphy's Ebony & Ivory ("You are blind as a bat and I have sight")

Opera Man on gays in the military: "Watch'a the back, watch'a the crotchy! It's'a Sgt. Liberace!"

I'll say anything from the late 80's mid 90's cast.

I personally think they were the best growing up. And watching it on syndication.

After that cast wasn't as good. That's my personal opinion.

Schweaty Balls

I'M CAROL!

"Lazy Sunday"

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I remember Chris Kattan was like my favorite comedian from that 97-2003ish group.

All because he was in the fantastic brilliant 1999 film House on Haunted Hill.

That was funnier then I expected , the delivery of the ladies really sells it .

Carbonated Douche and the Samurai Delicatessen.

It's a floor wax. No, it's a desert topping. NO, It's a FLOOR WAX!!

Hey kids, don't worry, it's a desert topping AND a floor wax!!

And of course, who can forget...

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LAND SHARK!!!!

I remember the one where the parents still believed in Santa. They put up signs and everything but Santa never came. I can't remember it but it was one of my first SNL memories.

"I'll take the rapist for $500 Alex."

"That's therapist-"

"I can read, Trebek!"

The jeopardy ones are rivaled only by Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat skits IMO.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4434071014010097618

not only have i shed 65 lbs in four days, but guess what! I FOUND OUT I'M THE DEVIL

The part that really makes that one is that they don't make the obvious "schweaty balls" joke until 3/4 of the way through the sketch.

Is the OP in witness protection or something? lol.

No dear.

Praise antipaladin for remembering



the spoofed Sean Connery & Burt Reynolds are a_mazing.

So many...

Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute
James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub
Bill Murry Lounge Singer singing Star Wars
Little Chocolate Donuts
Kill De White People
Buckwheat Sings
SNL News with Chevy Chase "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not!"
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"
Rosanna Rosanna Danna - "Endangered Feces" "Natural Race horses"
The Killer Bees
Steve Martin's "King Tut"

-Father Guido
-Church Lady
-Will Farrell doing Harry Carry or Michael Buble impersonations.

Ted Koppel: Alfalfa obviously stunned by this tragic turn of events. Alright, we're going inside now.. [ camera focuses on doctors performing emergency surgery on Buckwheat ] Buckwheat, as you can see, going under the knife. Doctor, excuse me.. this is Ted Koppel. Have you had a chance to see the actual footage of Buckwheat as he was shot?

Doctor: [ looking up from surgery ] No. I haven't.

Ted Koppel: Well, then, let's take a look.

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Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??

Woman #2: Who?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??

Woman #2: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.

Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..

Woman #2: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.

Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..

Chris Walken & Googly-Eyes Plants

Walken Family Reunion

I Drink Your Milkshake!

Norm MacDonald doing Weekend Update.

"Rolling Stone magazine just named this year's #1 college band....Better Than Ezra. The #2 college band.......EZRA"

anything followed by "...or so the Germans would have us believe"

"The Wall Street journal recently released a list of the worst jobs in America. #2 on the list was......Crack-whore....leaving the NEW worst job in America...assistant crack-whore"

"Im gumby dammit!"

Between them, I think Christopher Walken and Alec Baldwin have been in some of the funniest skits/episodes of SNL ever. They should be cast members.

My favorite Walken skit is Colonel Angus.

Any Celebrity Jeopardy, as well as:

I love Will Ferrell & Darrell Hammond on Celebrity Jeopardy, here's a skit with Jimmy Fallon as Adam Sandler on Celebrity Jeopardy
Will Ferrell on Inside the Actors Studio is great too, especially when he was interviewing Tobey Maguire as Screech.

Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update was the greatest, he just didn't give a fuck. Though I also like Tina Fey with Jimmy Fallon or Amy Poehler as well.

Chris Farley as Matt Foley, the "van down by the river" guy
Phil Hartman doing anything, but especially Frank Sinatra
SPROCKETS!
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

turd ferguson.