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Emily

Emily

SUICIDEGIRL

Alaska, USA

AUG 20, 2002 10:48 AM

noooooooooo shocked tongue

INKEDgirl

INKEDgirl

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 10:54 AM

BWhHAhAhHAhAhHAhahHAahHAhHAhAhHahahA!

I LOVE IT!!! No one responding to the 'three finger trick' I talked about in a previous thread so I thought NO ONE knew what I was talking about!!

MORE POWER TO THE SHOCKER!

tongue

GReat video, J!!!

Atomic_Tiki

Atomic_Tiki

Glendale, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 11:14 AM

i just like to use both hands.

1 in the coo
1 in the poo


knuckles deep oink wink

Lefty

lefty

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 11:36 AM

ahh ha a trick question!!

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

AUG 20, 2002 04:47 PM

Do I know you? Because I thought my friend Kyle made up that it was called that. Every time I limo goes by you must "give them the shocker". I had a newspaper clipping on my wall with a headline about a women's soccer team pulling off a shocker. The Shocker has been an integral part of my life for many years.

Finally, a kindred spirit.

twincitiesburnin

twincitiesburnin

Minneapolis, MN
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 05:08 PM

dont block the shock!

piningshaft

piningshaft

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 05:34 PM

man, i love doing that to girls. never knew it had a name though. also: thumb on the clit.

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

AUG 20, 2002 06:42 PM

I have an improvment on that! biggrin

Change step 3. As opposed to tucking in thumb, you stick it out at a 90 degree angle from your hand.

2 in the coo.
1 in the poo.
and a chinrest.

TheLastAsthmatic

TheLastAsthmatic

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 06:45 PM

well, i like to put my tonuge in the...uh,you know...

bletch

bletch

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 06:49 PM

FREAKS ALL OF YOU!!!!! eeek i pesonlly prefer the dirty sanchez. have any of you tried it. i just love the feeling of giving girls that poostach

methoxy2

methoxy2

I'm lost
August 2002

AUG 20, 2002 10:50 PM

ahh, maxx. always the practical one.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 11:09 PM

2 in the pink
1 in the stink

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 11:11 PM

bletch said:
FREAKS ALL OF YOU!!!!! eeek i pesonlly prefer the dirty sanchez. have any of you tried it. i just love the feeling of giving girls that poostach



ha-ha, dirty sanchez.......

how about :

The Rusty Trombone
The Sneaky Pete
The California Magician
The Rodeo

and my personal favorite......

The Bullwinkle

bletch

bletch

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 20, 2002 11:41 PM

what are all those flamedaddy

LaneMeyer

LaneMeyer

Brooklyn, NY
August 2002

AUG 20, 2002 11:48 PM

The Shocker is an old favorite of mine as well. Not by practive but certainly in principal. But you MUST try the Rocker Shocker. One in the pink, one in the stink. Two middle fingers tucked in Judas Pirest style, then scream in a heavy metal falsetto when you come.

Also, your other positions sound tempting flamedaddy. But just how dirty are you? Have you tried The Jelly Donut?

LM

tetsuo

tetsuo

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2002 07:53 AM

I think the AFTERSHOCKER is better....


you:hey this is how your pussy smells(put two fingers under nose)





ANDTHIS IS HOW YOUR ASSHOLE TASTES!(shove pinky in mouth)


girl:aaarrrrgh! I am offended!




Hey ladies! biggrin

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2002 01:52 PM

bletch said:
what are all those flamedaddy



ok, these are basically for novelty purposes only, as they are kind of humiliating....but funny as hell.

The Rusty Trombone:
Person A is getting a handjob from person B who is kneeling behind. While stroking person A's cock, person B is giving a Bronx Cheer to person A's asshole. This gives the appearance of a very strange looking slide trombone

The Sneaky Pete:
During missionary position sex......the person on the bottom unwittingly sneaks a finger into the person on top's asshole. the person on the bottom enjoys the look of suprise

The California Magician:
Person A is fucking Person B in the doggy position. Person A spits on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. When person B looks back to see what just happened, Person A suprises person B with the Real McCoy right in the face.

The Rodeo:
Person A and Person B are at a party. They sneak off for a little extra curricular activities. Unbeknownst to person B, Person A has prearranged a signal with the partygoers to burst into the room when the signal is given. While in mid coitus, person A gives the signal and the entire party burst into the room. Person A tries to hold on as long as possible while person B tries to buck them off.....hence the name Rodeo.

And my person Favorite.......

The Bullwinkle:

Person A is fucking person B doggy style. Person A uses whatever means necessary to get person B to turn their head and look at person B. When person B is looking directly at person A........Person A brings their hands to the side of their head and makes "antlers" with their hands. while making the antlers.....person A remains silent and motionless as person B looks on in utter beguilement.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

AUG 21, 2002 04:16 PM

flamedaddy said:

The Rodeo:
Person A and Person B are at a party. They sneak off for a little extra curricular activities. Unbeknownst to person B, Person A has prearranged a signal with the partygoers to burst into the room when the signal is given. While in mid coitus, person A gives the signal and the entire party burst into the room. Person A tries to hold on as long as possible while person B tries to buck them off.....hence the name Rodeo.



I always heard it that you were doing her and got a good grip right before you told her your were going to leave her or something similar.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2002 04:20 PM

zero said:
Flamedaddy:

While I am not sure what is meant by "utter beguilement", I must thank you for that very instructive lesson. I have definately received "the Sneaky Pete" before, in fact, I love getting "the Sneaky Pete"!

Now I have a cute name for it, as well.

Furthermore, you can now rest assured that, no matter what, I will not go to my grave without having done "the Bullwinkle" to at least one person biggrin



by utter beguilement I mean...........think of it, you're at the height of passion and you turn around and some psycho is making moose antlers with their hands. it's a cross between a deer in headlights, and "What the fuck is he doing?!?!?!?!?"

Sparkle

Sparkle

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

AUG 21, 2002 06:08 PM

also known as the stunner...

BettieTwoGuns

BettieTwoGuns

Detroit, MI
September 2002

AUG 31, 2002 10:42 PM

i thought it was two in the coot one in the boot. wink

sixsixty

sixsixty

Oakland, CA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2002 10:45 PM

just make sure you don't fucking double dip.

BettieTwoGuns

BettieTwoGuns

Detroit, MI
September 2002

AUG 31, 2002 10:47 PM

660, that is really fucking gross. tongue

Zarphin

Zarphin

Portage, MI
OLD SKOOL

AUG 31, 2002 11:56 PM

Yes double dipping would definitly be a bad move. bleh. and hey yeah I knew the shocker all way through high school we used to flash it as a little hand sign to our umm "friends" ahh the good ole days.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 22, 2005 10:39 PM

'flamedaddy'?