The SHOCKER !!!

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I LOVE IT!!! No one responding to the 'three finger trick' I talked about in a previous thread so I thought NO ONE knew what I was talking about!!

MORE POWER TO THE SHOCKER!



GReat video, J!!!

i just like to use both hands.

1 in the coo
1 in the poo


knuckles deep

ahh ha a trick question!!

dont block the shock!

man, i love doing that to girls. never knew it had a name though. also: thumb on the clit.

I have an improvment on that!

Change step 3. As opposed to tucking in thumb, you stick it out at a 90 degree angle from your hand.

2 in the coo.
1 in the poo.
and a chinrest.

well, i like to put my tonuge in the...uh,you know...

FREAKS ALL OF YOU!!!!! i pesonlly prefer the dirty sanchez. have any of you tried it. i just love the feeling of giving girls that poostach

ahh, maxx. always the practical one.

2 in the pink
1 in the stink

ha-ha, dirty sanchez.......

how about :

The Rusty Trombone
The Sneaky Pete
The California Magician
The Rodeo

and my personal favorite......

The Bullwinkle

what are all those flamedaddy

The Shocker is an old favorite of mine as well. Not by practive but certainly in principal. But you MUST try the Rocker Shocker. One in the pink, one in the stink. Two middle fingers tucked in Judas Pirest style, then scream in a heavy metal falsetto when you come.

Also, your other positions sound tempting flamedaddy. But just how dirty are you? Have you tried The Jelly Donut?

LM

I think the AFTERSHOCKER is better....


you:hey this is how your pussy smells(put two fingers under nose)





ANDTHIS IS HOW YOUR ASSHOLE TASTES!(shove pinky in mouth)


girl:aaarrrrgh! I am offended!




Hey ladies!

ok, these are basically for novelty purposes only, as they are kind of humiliating....but funny as hell.

The Rusty Trombone:
Person A is getting a handjob from person B who is kneeling behind. While stroking person A's cock, person B is giving a Bronx Cheer to person A's asshole. This gives the appearance of a very strange looking slide trombone

The Sneaky Pete:
During missionary position sex......the person on the bottom unwittingly sneaks a finger into the person on top's asshole. the person on the bottom enjoys the look of suprise

The California Magician:
Person A is fucking Person B in the doggy position. Person A spits on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. When person B looks back to see what just happened, Person A suprises person B with the Real McCoy right in the face.

The Rodeo:
Person A and Person B are at a party. They sneak off for a little extra curricular activities. Unbeknownst to person B, Person A has prearranged a signal with the partygoers to burst into the room when the signal is given. While in mid coitus, person A gives the signal and the entire party burst into the room. Person A tries to hold on as long as possible while person B tries to buck them off.....hence the name Rodeo.

And my person Favorite.......

The Bullwinkle:

Person A is fucking person B doggy style. Person A uses whatever means necessary to get person B to turn their head and look at person B. When person B is looking directly at person A........Person A brings their hands to the side of their head and makes "antlers" with their hands. while making the antlers.....person A remains silent and motionless as person B looks on in utter beguilement.

by utter beguilement I mean...........think of it, you're at the height of passion and you turn around and some psycho is making moose antlers with their hands. it's a cross between a deer in headlights, and "What the fuck is he doing?!?!?!?!?"

i thought it was two in the coot one in the boot.

just make sure you don't fucking double dip.

660, that is really fucking gross.

Yes double dipping would definitly be a bad move. bleh. and hey yeah I knew the shocker all way through high school we used to flash it as a little hand sign to our umm "friends" ahh the good ole days.

'flamedaddy'?