What do you want to be reincarnated as?

A kitty cat, Because all they do is sleep and eat.

Two things I love doing. I want my owner to be a smoking hot 20 year old girl.

That said I wanna look like this.. http://www.plasticbamboo.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/hello-kitty-cat.jpg

Even though I'm a male and the girl will treat me like a girl. I wouldn't mind.

How is this Silliness????

a cat

I think I made this in the wrong board, It should've made in Sillyness!!!

...my corpse.

Some kind of aquatic mammal. They always seem to be enjoying themselves.

batman?

Shower floor tile in a Swedish woman's prison.

President of the United States; you know, incase I don't get it this time 'round

a shark with a laser perhaps

On your freakin' head??

A Penguin. Because I like freezing my ass off.

Jessica Alba's swimsuit.

possibly

i'll let nature figure it out though

A chimp at the zoo. That way I can lounge about all day, eat, screw, and fling poop at anyone I want without gettin in trouble like I do now... I mean, wait...

A falcon. Excellent way to cut down on plane fare costs.

You should go for Albatross, cause those mothafuckas can fly forever.

I would like to be an awesome person's pet dog or cat. I always have recurring dreams about running on all fours and it seems fucking awesome. Not to mention being looked after and loved on for no reason except that I'm a cute animal sounds fucking great.

Plus you can lick your own junk.

Some humans can do that... and I discriminate against such flexible bastards.

Stripper pole

Minor Deity.

anything but a squirrel......

A Sloth. They've got it all worked out.