gingerbread said:
well, it shouldn't be a big deal, because the only people who get killed are newman from seinfeld, creepy old guy, some random 3rd world park employees--like, pretty much no one important. sometimes it's even funny/just deserts/boring!

Creepy old guy survives; lawyer, game warden, and Samuel L. Jackson die.

Unless yr talking about the book.

I, for one, will cherish the day when I can once again run with my fellow velociraptors.

once again i embarrass myself with my love of shitty books. hopefully next weeks article won't be about evil wizards and clever british children, or i might have to hide in a closet for the rest of my life.

One article on Thoth-Amon and Wendy from Peter Pan coming up! Or maybe I'll go with Charlie from the chocolate factory and Gargamel.

Hmmm...

Fitzee

Chicago, IL

November 2007

JUN 15, 2008 08:44 PM

Making a dinosaur is totally cool. Don't worry about it. We have enough poison and nukes to kill humanity about 50 trillion times over. Just do it where we test nukes and before the dino could even get to people we could fry the sucker. You assume that "life will find a way" and that a couple of dinos will equal a wild dino population. I don't mean to be a pest. I just highly doubt it would be a problem. I say bring em on.

TommyJohn

Ellington, CT

September 2005

JUN 15, 2008 09:32 PM

I see this as a way to unite mankind for a common cause. I mean...who cares what religion that guy is, there's a fuckin dino after me!

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

JUN 15, 2008 09:39 PM

Well if I can't have Zombies to fight I suppose giant carnivorous reptiles will have to do.

ardour

Canada

March 2006

JUN 15, 2008 09:43 PM

I have some of those capsule-sponge-dinos somewhere around here...

That genetic manipulation stuff is rather interesting, but very very freaky.

Cigarette said:

Creepy old guy survives; lawyer, game warden, and Samuel L. Jackson die.

Man, I wanted to say this so bad but was scared I'd feel like too much of a nerd if I did. I'm glad you did it and saved me the decision. You are much braver than me

But I mean, Samuel L Jackson not important?! Come on! You can't let that one go.

scylis

USA

November 2004

JUN 15, 2008 09:43 PM

TheCoolerKing said:

gingerbread said:

Cigarette said:

Creepy old guy survives; lawyer, game warden, and Samuel L. Jackson die.

Unless yr talking about the book.

I, for one, will cherish the day when I can once again run with my fellow velociraptors.

One article on Thoth-Amon and Wendy from Peter Pan coming up! Or maybe I'll go with Charlie from the chocolate factory and Gargamel.

Hmmm...

by Crom's Hairy Orbs! what is that sorcerous dog up to now?!?

Phantasy

Australia

October 2005

JUN 15, 2008 09:57 PM

TommyJohn said:
I see this as a way to unite mankind for a common cause. I mean...who cares what religion that guy is, there's a fuckin dino after me!

No, silly. The aliens will be how mankind finally unites. The dinosaurs will be used to destroy the aliens.

scylis

USA

November 2004

JUN 15, 2008 10:24 PM

Phantasy said:

TommyJohn said:
I see this as a way to unite mankind for a common cause. I mean...who cares what religion that guy is, there's a fuckin dino after me!

No, silly. The aliens will be how mankind finally unites. The dinosaurs will be used to destroy the aliens.

i thought a board with a nail through it would be what destroys (or drives off, at least) the alien scourge.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

JUN 15, 2008 10:28 PM

Hopefully, they will see my dinosaur monument. And leave me alone.

Zumi

Virginia Beach, VA

January 2008

JUN 16, 2008 02:20 AM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/substitute.png

queen_reality

I'm lost

March 2007

JUN 16, 2008 10:01 AM

here's a thought... there's a reason why dinosaurs when extinct millions of years ago. and because of their extinction we are now here....so why go reverse evolution and history and pretty much everything else. wtf?

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

JUN 16, 2008 10:15 AM

scylis said:

Phantasy said:

TommyJohn said:
I see this as a way to unite mankind for a common cause. I mean...who cares what religion that guy is, there's a fuckin dino after me!

No, silly. The aliens will be how mankind finally unites. The dinosaurs will be used to destroy the aliens.

i thought a board with a nail through it would be what destroys (or drives off, at least) the alien scourge.

Dude the new super dinosaurs we make will be holding boards with nails in them.

Tho one day we will create a dinosaur with a board with a nail so big it will destroy us all.....

Atari11

United Kingdom

February 2006

JUN 16, 2008 11:02 AM

as long as they give me a little one as a pet im SO there

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 16, 2008 12:33 PM

In the movie version of this moment one of the scientists, the bumbling one, will slip and nearly drop his end of the fossil, then the other two will shoot him a death glare. Then the bumbling guy will shrug.

Haha, you could write a movie based on what you know about other movies!

I have two issues: there was no such thing as a brontosaurus, and dolphins sing lilting serenades, not "creepy garbled water-bleats."

SergeantPsycho

USA

January 2007

JUN 16, 2008 04:58 PM

I'm going to side with the "Hooray! Dinosaurs as pets!" faction in this thread. The majority of house hold pets are versions of predatory animals that have had the agressiveness bred out of them. I'm looking forward to having a huggable velociraptor to call my own!

dholokov

Toronto, ON

April 2003

JUN 16, 2008 09:29 PM

Dinosaurs With Concealed Weapons: Worst Idea Ever.