If ____ was an action figure...

What would his/her accesories be?

George W. Bush - nuclear weaponry/teddy bear
Angelina Jolie - blood filled vial necklace
Synnove - watermelon
Anne Heche - spaceship

Your turn!

Roy Horn - Removable throat.
Rush Limbaugh - A cigar and a cigarbox of Oxycontin
My neighbors - A loud-ass stereo

[Edited on Oct 27, 2003 by MarquisMark]

Mr.T - his chains fool!
Me- kung-fu grip

George W.- Tony Blair's nuts on a leash

John Ashcroft- The First Ammendment and an eraser

Dick Cheney- The contract signed in blood between himself and Satan.

Hillary Clinton - a 9 inch strap on (utilized when the 7" cock she already has is in
tuck mode)

david schwimmer - a very big gun and an exchangable head with bullet wound

wait, that should be real life david schwimmer.

the old lady who refuses to let me see her ID even though she insists on writing checks in the express lane and always has more than 12 items and i can't complain about her because all the wuss supervisors let her do what she wants - a water bottle and a walker.

ben afleck - removable toupee and a bluntman and chronic comic.

Keanu Reeves - A crappy rock band and a trenchcoat

Michael Isner - Mickey Mouse ears and a contract with Satan

Guy Atchinson - A bag of mushrooms and a tattoo gun

Michael Vick - A pair of crutches and a headache

Dick Cheney - Gurney and a Defibrilator

Sadaam Hussein - A million look alikes

Osama Bin Laden - a Turbon for every day of the week and a cave playset

Jay Leno-Chin of Total Destruction

Atlanta Braves-Unique ablility to win small battles but lose the war year after year.

Anna Nicole Smith-a psychotic poodle sidekick and a giant turkey leg.

Yahoo Serious-Invisibilty cloke.

roy (of seigfiried and roy) - white tiger and detachable throat