Scary Movie 3

WARNING:may contain SPOILERS but trust me you won't care-

Did anyone else get suckered into seeing this God-awful turd?!?! I got persuaded
into seeing it I could NOT wait for this lame excuse of a "parody" to be over! I tried to fall asleep, beleive me I tried! It was two hours of people getting hit in the balls! I'm not a prude or anything but when did running over a little kid with a car and beating him in the head with a shovel become funny?? Did I miss something?! Case it point: one point someone dies and at this person's funeral the Eminem clone says "Hey why is the casket open? That's not appropriate." Then someone infomes him that this is a wake. "Awake,"he gasps. "You mean she's alive?!" HAHA Now THAT'S comedy.
Zucker must have sold his sold to El Diablo to make Airplane, Top Secret and Kentucky Fried movie now the devil has come to collect.
AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!! And I thought Charlie's Angels:Full Throtle would end up being the worst movie of the year.

Were you expecting it to be good?

yeah. isn't that the point?

For the comment of DrGonzo.
I thousht the comical part is what percedes. The disrespect and unexpected violation of a dead person. The total opposite of what's suppoesd to happen at a wake. I'd say they took some low shots for comedy sake but still I laughed. I'll admit I kept a stern face when the joke was utterly stupid beyond the sake of stupid funny. But that's how these movies are made. Spoofs that dig on the taboo and rediculous. I thought it was better then number 2 atleast. I don't think; for myself, that what was supposed to be funny is the kid getting ran into and beat up by the idiotic white guy. What is supposed too be funny about that is the reaction/expression too the cumulative unexpected tragic circumstances the kid withstands. you know; like this kinda stuff doesn't happen in real life and what happens too him in the context is soo fictional it's funny. But it also wants to make you laugh later on becuz you expect what's about too happen to the kid and can't help but laugh at the rediculous circumstances he endures. Somthing like this.
So yah; I think it was worthe matinee but not full price. If you dont' dig on pure stupid; taboo, rediculous circumstantial humor, then it's not for you. But it's really no different from the types of content they put in the previous Scary MOvies. It's just spoofing on different subjects.

Points well taken. I guess it just didn't do it for me.

Raze, don't think more when talking about a movie than the film-makers thought while making it. That's my rule.

Opion respected. That was just my take on the movie.

Haah haa haa. I got cha.

Edited to say: sometimes I run things a little too deep. I blame it all on the critical thinking class I had previously. Now I'm gonna got comment on the titties thread.
Ugh thank yuooo



[Edited on Oct 27, 2003 by Raze]

I wasn't expecting it to be good, and I was still dissapointed. I mean, even compared to the first two it was bad. Hell, I sort of liked the first two, which is why I went to see this one, but it was amazingly terrible. Oh, it had a few momnets, but I am definitely glad I didn't have to pay for it.

was it like watching "Naked Gun" or "Airplane!"
I ask because,

I read it has nothing to do with the Wayan bros. ( they are working on another film) but the guy who did "Airplane" and "Naked Gun " movies.

This could be why it is such a stinker.

The way the commercials were presented in a ground breakingly un-funny way, I thought they couldn't have been more clear that they did NOT want me to see this movie unless they said "Warning, this film may actually cause you to die. Seriously, someone from our award winning staff will stalk you from the back of the theater and find the most effective way to make you stop living."

I HATED scary movie 2. So I wont see this until it hits DVd... or TV.

All I know is that the girl Anna Faris is hot.I will wait for the DVD though.

really bad?
from what i saw in the trailer, it looked funnier than 1st two
but usually most funny stuff is put in trailers

You know what? I watched the first twenty minutes of the first one, and then returned my stolen copy. That was the most horrible movie in the world. I like bad movies, I really do. There's a style to them, a flair for the crappy. I'm not a movie snob; I don't know enough about them to be that discerning. But Scary Movie was just utter shit. Since then I've successfully avoided the sequels. How they kept getting made was beyond me, but I guess some people like being suffocated by blinding shittiness and stupidity.

Oh, and Airplane was a classic. Don't put it down just because your puny brain couldn't comprehend its humour.