I saw some funny signs today

I love this:



near as I can tell, it means, "skating is okay, but don't get cocky."
or maybe, "don't be awesome near this dumpster."

and this one is almost as good:



it can only mean, "fuck you, hipsters. we're tired of you assholes hanging around our parking lot, bitching about xiu-xiu."

I just had to share the love.

The bus stops in Ann Arbor have signs on them which read, "The use of illegal drugs in this bus shelter is prohibited." As if using illegal drugs were permitted everywhere else. That always amused me.

I always liked the on I saw near Portishead (yes its the place the band's from)
"Beware of low flying owls"

I used to work across the street from this.

People don't usually believe me when I tell them that not only is Beaver, Oklahoma the self-proclaimed "Cowchip Capital of the World" but there's a 15' tall statue of a beaver holding a cow turd on Main Street, right next to the library.

For the record, I'm not from Beaver, but a nearby town.

From a park in Malaysia:

that made me laugh

The first one is from a rubbermaid tub I bought a while back


Now this one...This one cracks me up. It is the warning tag on a hair straightener. And yes, it is telling you to not stick it in your eye. Because, ya know, that is the very first thing I like to do with giant hot things.

There were signs on the stairs in a previous workplace:

"Use the handrail provided"

Assholes. I've got a perfectly good handrail of my own, and these fools want me to use their lowest-bidder handrail...

I can't find a picture, and I've never seen one, but according to Douglas Adams there are road signs in New Mexico saying "Gusty Winds May Exist".

I took this outside a bizarre anti-gay marriage demo in Jersey City.



and this in front of a Long Island diner....

oh, goddamn. I can only think of one way a sign that specific could have come about.

My personal favorite:Road ends in Lake Ahead...really will take a picture of this one tomorrow ...

I just wish the wheelchair one was higher res. 'd make a great desktop image.

If there were ever a sign of a sick society, it's one that has a prohibition against half cab flips.

First they came for the nollies, and I did not say anything because I only skated vert ...

Another Malaysian sign, this one from the door of a men's room:

That's just priceless. What's up in Malaysia?

I think if that red stripe didn't hide it, we'd all be able to see

i find it amusing that the stick man getting a stick hummer is smoking a cigarette. does this mean that oral sex is prohibited or merely smoking while enjoying oral sex?

I like this sign because it's so true.

Nah it was a cost effective move. "Let's merge a no smoking and no blow jobs in restrooms sign."