"I might have become a Catholic if the Church were a little hipper. Like if the host were fudge, I'd be there for that. 'Body of Christ, with or without nuts.'"

Rick Reynolds

neon

Brooklyn, NY

November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 08:09 PM

i want to see jesus playing tennis in one of those short skirts. i'd deffenitely buy one of those!

Obeerious

Canton, MI

October 2002

NOV 28, 2002 08:19 PM

That football one reminded me of this for some reason.

swirvington

Louisville, KY

August 2002

NOV 28, 2002 08:23 PM

those aren't regulation sandels. I bet his feet hurt after playing all the sports in those things.

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR

November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 09:55 PM

GAH!!!!! NO i thought i lef tthat behind in cathlic school...MOMMMY!!! *hides*

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 11:12 PM

Jesus is the new Jim Morrison ...

wait ... did I say that out loud?

Marla said:

I'd like to get a hold of what this kid's grabbing. Mmm.... Jesus. Meow! Those flowing robes, that flowing hair, that liberal outlook, those rabid fans... I wonder if he goes au natural under there?

I dated a guy that looked like a "death metal" version of Jesus for a long time. He was actually hotter though. That aspect always did turn me on about him. Ieven got him to dress up as a cCatholic priest for Halloween one year. Long flowing hair, eyeliner, that wicked, devilish goatee. I dressed as a school girl. We made out all night at the party, and fucked like bunnies later when we got home. It was one of the hottest sexual experiences ever.

Perdurabo

San Diego, CA

November 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:12 PM

Check out this Halloween Costume

I think it goes with this string...

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