NEWS: Plissken's Shit Food Review: Taco Bell Big Bell Box Meal

I like hot sauce quite bit, with Tapatio being my normal choice, but in this case it just seemed a bit like pouring gasoline on a stick of dynamite.

It's not like Taco Bell's "Hot" or even "Fire" are really hot at all. I don't think the Texas/New York school of mexican food hot sauce debate really applies here.

"Baller on a Budget" menu idea from my (broke) past:

Buster-Ass Tuna Noodle Surprise

1 package instant mac and cheese
1 can tuna
2 packs Taco Bell "Fire" sauce

Prepare mac and cheese; in container, add tuna to steaming hot mac and cheese, stirring to blend; add hot sauce, stir to blend; ENJOY.

There was a period where that was my lunch three or four days a week. Horrendous, but left me with rent/utility money. Peas would probably be good in it if you wanted to "splurge."

I did not think it was possible for Taco Bell's food to become more unappetizing. I was wrong.

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